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re: "I can cook"

Posted on 2/28/14 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/28/14 at 9:38 pm to
IMO, it simply means someone is capable of preparing a meal "from scratch". It doesn't have to be complicated or difficult. It just means someone can take basic ingredients and make a meal that is generally acceptable.
Posted by fishpinger
Member since Apr 2006
150 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 9:39 pm to
I've also had canned potatoes and like Martini said they're not too bad. I don't mind most canned veggies if you can't get fresh.

Besides, some folks who"cook"can do some real tasty things with canned veggies!



Although some veggies probably should never be canned, like lettuce or eggplant!
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 10:00 pm to
According to the OT cooking involves taking a jar of Ragu spaghetti sauce and "doctoring it up."
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
67493 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

According to the OT cooking involves taking a jar of Ragu spaghetti sauce and "doctoring it up."


You say that like it's a bad thing.








Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 2/28/14 at 11:49 pm to
Well, you have a point. Chopped is a good example.
Posted by la_birdman
Northern GA via Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2005
31961 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 1:19 am to
I don't expect them to be an amazing chef but the meals should be halfway decent.


I know some people who buy the macaroni and cheese in the cups where you just have to add water and nuke it because they can't, or think it's too complicated, to boil the pasta and drain it. Then add the cheese.

I'm no chef but I enjoy cooking.
Posted by sonusfaber
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Apr 2010
2625 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 3:59 am to
quote:

When someone says this, what are your expectations


Easy. Ask what kind of salt they use in there cooking. If Kosher, he or she has put some effort in learning regardless of skill level. If Table salt, then no, they probably couldn't do anything of a moderate skill level.

My dad would tell you he can cook. It's not true.

He buys a whole beef t/l, gets mad if they do any trimming. Has no idea what silverskin is. Last beef t'l he got, wanted them cut an inch thick, seasons with Tony's, overcooks it, and eats with Heinz 57 as a dipping sauce.

Buys oriental "catfish" and fries it

His gumbo comes in a box, he boils chicken and sausage. Then throws the cooked rice in the pot of gumbo to serve.

He thought I was making mistakes when I spent an hour prepping and cooking crawfish etoufee. Laughingly said to my mom, under his breath, jeez, I can do that in ten minutes.

He has one, 5 inch ceramic knife for all cutting, and a tiny cutting board.

Sorry for grammar and punctuation.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 5:42 am to
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I know someone who screwed this up every time.





How does a person not know how to boil water? If they do that much of a bang up failure of cooking I wouldn't let them in my kitchen for fear of a fire in about twenty minutes.
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 5:49 am to
Add to your list of bad shite when canned asparagus. The taste and texture suck donkey balls. I dare anyone to cross that redline in the sand and eat just one of them.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52204 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 7:31 am to
Had an old aunt that would wrap canned asparagus spears in a flaky puff pastry, brush with butter and bake until golden...made awesome hors d'oeuvres...guess she could cook.
This post was edited on 3/1/14 at 7:32 am
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 7:34 am to
Creativity and execution
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54987 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 7:59 am to
Only acceptable way to cook canned potatoes (sliced ones) is sauteed in butter with onions until browned. Damn fine camp food.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49622 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Posted by Message madamsquirrel "I can cook" Only acceptable way to cook canned potatoes (sliced ones) is sauteed in butter with onions until browned. Damn fine camp food.


But does it go better with speckled trout or sac a lait?
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 9:58 am to
quote:

He has one, 5 inch ceramic knife for all cutting, and a tiny cutting board. 


I have a full set of kitchen knives and bamboo/ABS cutting boards.

Honestly always use the mandolin or the five inch ceramic knife.

Mis en place isn't by thing, but if I'm in a hurry, I will break out a real knife.

Cooking is being able to exceed the expectation of the ingredients. The wife is a good cook from a recipe, I can cook a meal you'll want to eat from gas station food.





Canned potatoes aren't bad...just rinse them first.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116731 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 10:10 am to
When I started dating Lucy I told her I could cook. So, I had her over to my house for dinner. The menu was rib eye, steamed broccoli and wild rice with a nice red wine. She immediately realized I was telling the truth.

She then told me that she cannot cook anything. I found out quickly that she was telling me the truth.
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 10:25 am to
quote:

He has one, 5 inch ceramic knife for all cutting, and a tiny cutting board. 


I have a full set of kitchen knives and bamboo/ABS cutting boards.

Honestly always use the mandolin or the five inch ceramic knife.

Mis en place isn't by thing, but if I'm in a hurry, I will break out a real knife.

Cooking is being able to exceed the expectation of the ingredients. The wife is a good cook from a recipe, I can cook a meal you'll want to eat from gas station food.





Canned potatoes aren't bad...just rinse them first.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61368 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 2:12 pm to
I fashion cooking skills into two categories.

1) COOKING GOOD: The knowledge ability, and execution to pull off solid techniques in executing what most people in the business would consider legitimate takes on various dishes. Like building a house, it all rests on a foundation and is built in stages.

2). COOKING EXCEPTIONAL: Same as above, but time in the kitchen, knowledge of flavors and textures that lead from cooking acceptable to going that next level.


Truth is, when I hear someone talk about cooking as if they have arrived I tend to think they are either stuck in a rut or have no clue what cooking is all about.

Nobody ever arrives. When you think you have you have been passed by and become irrelevant. Cooking is a skill set and all of us are just students.. Some more advanced than others, but we are all just students of the culinary arts. If you aren't learning and improving upon your knowledge, your techniques, exploring and being daring in attempting new things, or if you talk more than you cook, then you aren't doing it right, lost your passion and more importantly, you've lost the best thing of all, the wonder, and love for it.


BE YE PASSIONATE TO A FAULT.


This post was edited on 3/1/14 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 2:23 pm to
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box of macaroni and cheese


This is no good.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116731 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

I fashion cooking skills into two categories. 1) COOKING GOOD: The knowledge ability, and execution to pull off solid techniques in executing what most people in the business would consider legitimate takes on various dishes. Like building a house, it all rests on a foundation and is built in stages. 2). COOKING EXCEPTIONAL: Same as above, but time in the kitchen, knowledge of flavors and textures that lead from cooking acceptable to going that next level.


You left out No. 3... COOKING BAD.

The biggest problem I've had is very common. I tend to rotate the 6 to 8 dinner menus. Exacerbating the problem is that when I experiment with something new and it comes out great, Lucy will not try it.

A good example is today's dinner. I marinated some thin pork chops cut up bite size in Srirachi red sauce and a bit of fajita marinade and a few squirts of lime juice. In the fridge for 2 hours.

Then I browned a small yellow onion chopped thick in olive oil and set aside. Then chopped a carrot in thin slices. Chopped 2 pieces of celery.

Heated a wok up to really high heat. Threw in the carrots, celery and pork. Stirred constantly. Then added the onions, some green peas and some water chest nuts.

Stirred at high heat and then added Thai Red Pepper Sauce and Sweet N Sour Sauce. Turned heat off, put the dome on and let simmer while cooking steamed rice.

Came out great. When Lucy wakes up she will say "No, it has too many things in it. I'll just have some pasta."
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71056 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

When someone says this, what are your expectations


For them to convert meat into something delicious.
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