re: Can we come up with the definitive list of toppings that should never be on a pizza?

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9mm boolets

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Damn.

I KNEW there was something I’d forgotten.

Thanks!

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I've eaten all those. They're good. I'll eat just about any pizza toppings. I wasn't raised by weak lazy parents like the kids in Pecker's thread

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I ordered an anchovy pineapple pizza and when my toddler didn't like it, I sent him to bed hungry like any good father would.

Then I cancelled my life insurance and used the savings to buy a motorcyle because I'm a real man.

Times like this is why we need to be able to imbed videos.

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I ordered an anchovy pineapple pizza and when my toddler didn't like it, I sent him to bed hungry like any good father would.

Then I cancelled my life insurance and used the savings to buy a motorcyle because I'm a real man.

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I just give my 2 year old whatever they ask for. You should respect a 2 year old's wishes because they totally know what is best for themselves. Plus I don't have to deal with whining or them not liking me. Then Tyrone came over so I went and played the new Pokemon in my cuck shed

Anchovies

Jalapeños on pizza is amazing.

Pineapple on the other hard is trash. The sweet-tangy taste just doesn’t go with pizza

Pineapple

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Gtfo. Pepperoni jalapeno

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You read my mind.

Also, nothing wrong with pineapple but you have to use REAL bacon with it. None of this imposter Canadian Bacon BS.

fungus should never be consumed on a pizza or in any form for that matter.

Only one I agree with in the OP is pickles.

My favorite pizza is shrimp, bacon, Canadian bacon & pineapple. Don't knock it till you try it.

Green olives are underrated as a topping, imho.

I see someone mentioned M&Ms. Well, back when I worked at Pizza Hut in HS (in the 90s) they were experimenting w/ different dessert pizzas. One had peanut butter w M&Ms, but they melted in the oven and the colors ran everywhere and made a big mess. They did make one w/ bananas that I remember was pretty good. Later when stuffed crust came up I came up w/ a stuffed crust dessert pizza - strawberry drizzled w/ vanilla icing, with sweetened cream cheese stuffed crust sprinkled w/ cinnamon sugar. It was seriously legit.