Can we come up with the definitive list of toppings that should never be on a pizza?

Posted by beerJeep

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:01 pm to athenslife101

Penis

Posted by Hulkklogan

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:01 pm to athenslife101

quote:
Jalapeños

Gtfo. Pepperoni jalapeno

This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 12:02 pm

Posted by TheCaterpillar

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:02 pm to athenslife101

Pineapples

fricking weirdos

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Posted by Sampson

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:02 pm to athenslife101

quote:
Anchovies—agree
Onions—disagree
Pickles—highly agree
Jalapeños—highly disagree
Olives—highly disagree

Posted by athenslife101

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:02 pm to TheCaterpillar

I actually like pineapples on the right pizza. It adds a sweet spice Ed’s

Posted by JetsetNuggs

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:02 pm to athenslife101

Posted by Gaston

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:03 pm to athenslife101

Chicken

Posted by fallguy_1978

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:04 pm to athenslife101

Vegetables or fruit. If I wanted a salad I'd order one.

Posted by Cdawg

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:04 pm to Gaston

Ranch dressing

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Posted by genro

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:04 pm to athenslife101

I've eaten all those. They're good. I'll eat just about any pizza toppings. I wasn't raised by weak lazy parents like the kids in Pecker's thread

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:04 pm to athenslife101

Big Sausage

Posted by LSU$$$

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:05 pm to athenslife101

Bananas
Whipped Cream
Sweet Potatoes
licorice
green beans
cheerios

I could do this all day!

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Posted by retooc

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:05 pm to athenslife101

M&Ms

Posted by crazy4lsu

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:07 pm to athenslife101

Jizz

Posted by WestCoastAg

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:09 pm to Cdawg

die

Posted by kook

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:09 pm to crazy4lsu

Pissed off waiter's spit

Posted by jacquespene8

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:11 pm to athenslife101

Cheese alone. Cheese pizza is meaningless and is literally just pushing handfuls of bread and cheese into your mouth at the same time.

Posted by TigerstuckinMS

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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:14 pm to athenslife101

Pineapple
/thread

ETA: I predict this thread will end in a fight. Or maybe Mingo showing his arse.

This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 12:15 pm