Arse's Low Carb Vienna Sausage Pimento Salad

IWEI

I'd eat it.

I prefer the layered, canape-on-a-cracker treatment for vienna sausages...here's my family heirloom after-school-snack recipe:
--fold two slices of American cheese each into sixths
--slice vienna sausages in half lengthwise (eat the odd seventh one while folding the cheese into pieces)
--place one portion of cheese and one half sausage atop a saltine cracker
--microwave for 30 seconds until cheese is melted
Eat while watching antenna TV and drinking black cherry Kool Aid. (Whew, childhood in the late 70s before prefab shizz like Bagel Bites and Hot Pockets).

I haven't eaten a vienna sausage in at least 20 years, though I do keep a can rolling around in the bottom of the tackle box. "Emergency" rations that probably expired 5 years ago, even the fish won't bite on 'em.

gotta nuke them fat lady fingers

We used to have a house on Toledo bend and this little hole in the wall general store/restaurant at the marina down the street would have Vienna sausages. I'd eat cans of that like it was going out of style then order a BLT hold the L and T.

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Have you thought opening a food truck and selling this?

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I'm good, fam. I'd be too tempted to eat my inventory.


I'll leave the trucks and store fronts to the true legends of Hogs.

Should pair nicely with the coffee

My paw paw would’ve been all over that shite

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I’d crush a few saltines on top for crunch.

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I think that would defeat the low carb goal.