Arse's Fatty Rewind™ (Ale on Oak, Gameday, lazy Sunday) (NSFW)

Good morning. I feel amazing. I passed out around 8 with some Chinese food in bed, and I awoke at 6 this morning. What a weekend and what an arse whooping the Tigers displayed!


On Friday, I left work early to catch a drink before the Newman/Riverside game. The gates were packed, so I decided to hang outside and catch a drink with former LSU greats Herb Tyler and Rondell Mealy. Mealy looked like he could still carry the ball successfully. Their buddy gave me a cup of Crown, and I walked into the game.

Since there were so many people, Newman brought in several vendors. I went with this guy who was making pulled pork sandwiches. He competes at Hogs for the Cause. I threw some bullshite about my "team" at him and he gave me the fatty parts of the pork. It was $6, and I think my dad got mad at me for telling him how awesome the sandwich was. It didn't need any sauce.



We left at the half, since it was a blow out. A buddy wanted me to meet him at Ale for his birthday celebrations. He likes beer, and they were giving out pint glasses for some 40 Arpent beer. We beat them there, since his party was dining at Jacque-imo's. Since we were hungry, we ordered a few plates, which consisted of lemon grass wings, fries, ham and gruyere "hot pockets", and hot sausage sliders.







The sliders and fries were the best. I only took a bite of the "hot pocket," since I'm not a huge fan of ham. It was good. The wings were outright nasty. I could smell them coming from the kitchen. The smelled like Shaq's socks and undies after an outside practice in Mid-July. I reluctantly tasted them, but I couldn't get over the smell. I sent them back, and I think the server knew why. I even think the people around us grew weezy when they came out.

We then went home for the night. I awoke at 7 to clean the car, and run some errands before leaving for LSU. Those errands included drinking Beam and making breakfast sandwiches for the car. We made bacon, sausage, egg and cheese biscuits. They were the perfect snack to line the stomach.



We then got on the road and stopped at a gas station on Claiborne. I grabbed a tall boy.



When we got to campus, I dropped my meat off at the tailgate and walked around campus. It was a beautiful day, and I like to shoot the shite with random folks. I met some good guys and gals.

Someone shared these amazing Oreos and Beam with me.



And they had some amazing beans cooking. I loved the sight of the cast iron and magnalite.



I then returned to my tailgate to drink and watch some football. When I got back, I discovered some coonass dropped off some Best Stop boudin. I dove into that shite!



There were also plenty of snacks to go around. Here's where I plug Rouse's potato chips. You can't beat these things. They're a $1. 5 bags are still cheaper than some of the name brand chips. I doubt there are many chips which can compete with these hot and spicy ones.




We were also taking shots of Fireball and this shite called "Loopy." It's supposed to taste like Fruit Loops. Don't try this. It's terrible.



I decided to stay outside and watch the game on the television. So when most people went in, I cooked some stuffed chicken wings, pepper jack chicken sausage, hot pork sausage and baked macaroni. All of the meats were purchased at The Gourmet Butcher Block in Gretna.





The meal was great. My mom's baked macaroni scored major points too. My favorite of the two sausages was the pepper jack chicken. When I was in the store, I saw some huge lady order it. I knew it had to be good.

It was also some girl's birthday. They brought a strawberry Ambrosia cake. It was awesome. Happy birthday, London.