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A Tragedy in 3 Photos
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:51 pm
So, I had to go to Rush Hospital today to have my monthly blood work done - PT/INR - my level should be 2.5 - 3.5 because I take warfarin for my synthetic mitral valve and the very thin blood keeps a clot from forming on the carbon fiber valve leaves, then breaking free and killing me.
I was gone for a while and left the wife at home because she had "Stuff to do". When I came in my heart leaped for joy:
At the sight of the stew pot on the stove.
Love that girl!!!!
What special treat had she planned for my supper tonight? Maybe Chicken and Dumplings (yum) or a stewing hen for Chicken Tetrazzini (yum yum) or a pot of Momma Bear Soup (maximum Yums). I called and She wasn't around. I guess she was upstairs, and so I decided it was safe to steal a glance.
What could it hurt to take a peek?
Be still my heart. There will be some good grub tonight. Glad I had a light lunch so I can chow down regardless of whatever delicacy she has planned. Love that woman (MHNBPF).
Love
Love
Love
What the heck?
And with me trying as hard as I can to be a more righteous man.
Oh well, anyone know how to serve up a Hotpot of kitchen towels? I have no idea what rust remover and towel whitener tastes like. Is there any way to get them tender?
Otis?, OG?, Miss Darla?, Gris Gris?, Anyone?
Any Ideas for a side dish?
I was gone for a while and left the wife at home because she had "Stuff to do". When I came in my heart leaped for joy:
At the sight of the stew pot on the stove.
Love that girl!!!!
What special treat had she planned for my supper tonight? Maybe Chicken and Dumplings (yum) or a stewing hen for Chicken Tetrazzini (yum yum) or a pot of Momma Bear Soup (maximum Yums). I called and She wasn't around. I guess she was upstairs, and so I decided it was safe to steal a glance.
What could it hurt to take a peek?
Be still my heart. There will be some good grub tonight. Glad I had a light lunch so I can chow down regardless of whatever delicacy she has planned. Love that woman (MHNBPF).
Love
Love
Love
What the heck?
And with me trying as hard as I can to be a more righteous man.
Oh well, anyone know how to serve up a Hotpot of kitchen towels? I have no idea what rust remover and towel whitener tastes like. Is there any way to get them tender?
Otis?, OG?, Miss Darla?, Gris Gris?, Anyone?
Any Ideas for a side dish?
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:54 pm to MeridianDog
Well, Sonic is open.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:54 pm to MeridianDog
what a stomach tease....grounds for divorce
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:56 pm to MeridianDog
If you want something done right...
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:57 pm to MeridianDog
"Dinner ready is towels!?"
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:57 pm to MeridianDog
Why is she cooking towels?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:00 pm to MeridianDog
She even staged the wooden spoon in there to throw you off! What a woman! 
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:01 pm to MeridianDog
I have those exact towels.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:02 pm to Y.A. Tittle
I feel your pain. We went to a party in rural Mississippi to meet my sister-in-law's fiance. When we got there I saw a big crawfish pot boiling away and I thought "I like this guy already".
My hopes were dashed when I found out they were boiling peanuts, the nastiest redneck crap of all time. I never liked that jerk.
My hopes were dashed when I found out they were boiling peanuts, the nastiest redneck crap of all time. I never liked that jerk.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:05 pm to Y.A. Tittle
quote:
Why is she cooking towels?
Because she is...
Not good enough answer?
They get dingy from low levels of rust in our rural water system. and periodically she does this to make white towels whiter and colored towels brighter. The stuff she uses does work at rust removal, and it works better if the water is very hot. I am a chemist and should give a more technically competent answer, but I am sorely disappointed and slightly depressed at the moment.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:06 pm to MeridianDog
I've been doing sous vide towel as of late. A side of flash fried pot holder and youre in business.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:09 pm to Rohan2Reed
quote:
R2R
I know.
The spoon is to push them back under when they try to come up for a breath of air.
Wooden because we are probably dealing with toxic (scratch that in favor of Chemically reactive) chemicals. If the EPA or MDEQ is listening, I was just joking.
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:11 pm to MeridianDog
MHNBPF--Remind us forgetful F&D faithful what this means again.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:16 pm to tiger rag 93
MHNBPF
May Her Name Be Praised Forever. She and Jesus are the certainties in my life. She has been a wonderful gift of God to me - for 44 years she has put up with me like some out of control craft project.
May Her Name Be Praised Forever. She and Jesus are the certainties in my life. She has been a wonderful gift of God to me - for 44 years she has put up with me like some out of control craft project.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:18 pm to MeridianDog
quote:
I am a chemist and should give a more technically competent answer, but I am sorely disappointed and slightly depressed at the moment.
No, that was fine. Thanks.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:25 pm to MeridianDog
quote:
maximum yums
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:40 pm to MeridianDog
I've never been married, but I have gone out with a few limp dish towels.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:45 pm to MeridianDog
I have those towels in red stripe. I have many towels. I've never boiled them, though. If they get dingy or stained, they depart to the be used as some other cleaning tool or go to towel heaven.
I'm sorry you're not having something yummy for supper. Pizza delivery night?
I'm sorry you're not having something yummy for supper. Pizza delivery night?
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:46 pm to MeridianDog
quote:
e white towels whiter and colored towels brighter. t
There are several racist jokes here you know.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:50 pm to MeridianDog
not gonna lie, thought you were gonna find a rabbit
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