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Is every Target store a Cougar/Milf haven?
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:12 am
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:12 am
I was out in the burbs yesterday and had to run into Target to grab some Advil. It was around 11 AM on a school day.
It was about 85% female, most between 30-45, yoga pants or tennis skirt, and of course Starbucks in hand.
I was doing it all wrong in my 20s. Should have had a part time gig at Target.
Are they all like that?
It was about 85% female, most between 30-45, yoga pants or tennis skirt, and of course Starbucks in hand.
I was doing it all wrong in my 20s. Should have had a part time gig at Target.
Are they all like that?
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Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am to dallastiger55
If you like the talent at Target, hit up a Hobby Lobby...
This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am to dallastiger55
Its full of pretty average women.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:13 am to dallastiger55
Should have snuck a few pics in.
[NOT] creepy
For educational purposes for those not at Target at 11AM.
[NOT] creepy
For educational purposes for those not at Target at 11AM.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to JDPndahizzy
quote:
If you like the talent at Target, hit up a Hobby Lobby...
^^^^^^^
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to dallastiger55
I see your Target and raise you Whole Foods on the northshore on a weekday
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to dallastiger55
It’s kinda like serial killer shows.
Bitches love serial killers.
It’s an unknown phenomenon in nature what draws the local 30s and 40s hotties to target and killer shows but it sucks them in.
The only real question is, are serial killers and target stores similar or related?
Bitches love serial killers.
It’s an unknown phenomenon in nature what draws the local 30s and 40s hotties to target and killer shows but it sucks them in.
The only real question is, are serial killers and target stores similar or related?
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:14 am to dallastiger55
Not the one on Millerville. Last time I went there it was nothing but butch lesbians.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:16 am to dallastiger55
I've only been in a Target once, I'll have to go check it out.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:17 am to JDPndahizzy
quote:I go to one exactly once a year in early November (to buy baskets for my padnah’s Christmas spirits) and while there may be some minor talent in there, the vast majority are No-Fly Zones.
hit up a Hobby Lobby...
Targets, on the other hand, are a much richer per capita target-rich environment.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:17 am to dallastiger55
I don't know if they're all like that, but, the odds are in your favor
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:18 am to soccerfüt
quote:There are days when you think that somehow, Target mandated yoga pants.
Targets, on the other hand, are a much richer per capita target-rich environment.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:18 am to upgrayedd
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but butch lesbians.
When I shopped at the one in Seattle, I thought it was a store for the gays.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:18 am to dallastiger55
These bitches looking for stock boy cock?
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:20 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:Yes
When I shopped at the one in Seattle, I thought it was a store for the gays.
But the Pacific NW could frick up an orgy with 2010 quality Victoria Secret models.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:21 am to Wasting Time
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But the Pacific NW could frick up an orgy with 2010 quality Victoria Secret models.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:21 am to dallastiger55
quote:
Are they all like that?
All the ones near rich neighborhoods are. The talent at Target near River Ranch is noticeably higher than the Target on the North side of Lafayette.
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:23 am to dallastiger55
quote:
Are they all like that?
you should try the targets & trader joes in franklin tn
insane. my wife doesn't even like me going inside with her anymore which is fine with me. happy to sit in the car & watch college football on my phone.
trader joes = MORE CLEAVAGE
target = MORE YOGA PANTS
This post was edited on 10/26/21 at 8:26 am
Posted on 10/26/21 at 8:24 am to dallastiger55
No. The Target near my house in north Houston is demographically challenged.
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