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re: Florida man exposed himself to toll collectors 7 times

Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11853 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:14 am to
Was this wrong?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34893 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:17 am to
Is he related to the golf cart chic?
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
1001 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:19 am to
I did something like this at wienerschnitzel on highland. When I pulled up, the lady asked if I wanted the foot long and I told her I already had one and then drove off laughing maniacally.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34994 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:33 am to
She said if you're from Texas, son
Where's your boots and where's your gun?
I grinned and said
I got guns no one can see...
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3524 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:50 am to
quote:

By law you have to have your butthole and 50% of your shaft covered.


Should have just placed the toll tag sticker over his penis and it would be a win-win solution.

Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15865 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:54 am to
quote:

had no clothes on and was “showing his privates.”

Seems unfair to accuse him of exposing himself when he was just minding his business being naked
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 12:23 pm to
Two hands on the wheel, please.

The steering wheel, please.

Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33692 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 12:25 pm to
As if being a toll collector didn't suck enough, you get the added bonus of some old fool showing you his crank.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16599 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

quote:

By law you have to have your butthole and 50% of your shaft covered.


Top half or bottom half?

Depending on size, you could get away with just the tip
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4162 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 1:36 pm to
Twenty bucks says he is some trashy, low-functioning carpetbagger from the rustbelt.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91179 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 1:40 pm to
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Men have long been taught to be ashamed of their penises, with increasing numbers turning to cosmetic surgery in pursuit of genital ‘perfection’. But a new generation is fighting back



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