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Florida man exposed himself to toll collectors 7 times

Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:19 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:19 am
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A Florida man has been arrested on charges he exposed himself at various toll collectors over a week’s span.
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The Florida Highway Patrol said in a statement that Mark Anthony Fillyaw was booked into the Osceola County Jail on Saturday.
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All seven instances happened on three days around 7 a.m. as he entered the cash lanes of the toll plazas. Toll workers told troopers the man had no clothes on and was “showing his privates.”
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He was identified through a photo comparison and his identity matched. Fillyaw faces multiple charges of indecent exposure.
What were they comparing and where did they get the other photos?

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Posted by stout
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:20 am to
I mean technically a car is an extension of your home so he was just walking around his house naked
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:20 am to
Hard times for Louis CK
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:21 am to
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Michael Scott (Michael Jordan). All it takes is one "yes", I suppose.

Posted by Hangover Haven
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:21 am to
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He was identified through a photo comparison and his identity matched.


Couldn't they just run his license plate..?

Pretty sure toll booths have license plate cameras for runners huh? I know the causeway does..
This post was edited on 9/13/21 at 10:23 am
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:22 am to
Is it the law that you can’t drive naked? What’s the least amount of clothes allowed for driving?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17937 posts
Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:23 am to
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I mean technically a car is an extension of your home so he was just walking around his house naked

I take it you're not bar certified in Florida. Even our governor's kid, president's nephew, got busted for fricking in his vehicle.
Posted by cattus
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:23 am to
Wasn't that actually Wayne Gretzky?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:23 am to
Men have long been taught to be ashamed of their penises, with increasing numbers turning to cosmetic surgery in pursuit of genital ‘perfection’. But a new generation is fighting back
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:23 am to
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the man had no clothes on and was “showing his privates.”


If there is a way to have no clothes on and not show your privates I would like to hear it.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:24 am to
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Is it the law that you can’t drive naked?


Good question

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What’s the least amount of clothes allowed for driving?


Not sure but there are still some out there that think you can't drive without shoes.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:25 am to
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Men have long been taught to be ashamed of their penises, with increasing numbers turning to cosmetic surgery in pursuit of genital ‘perfection’. But a new generation is fighting back


Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:27 am to
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What’s the least amount of clothes allowed for


By law you have to have your butthole and 50% of your shaft covered.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:28 am to
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Michael Scott (Michael Jordan)

Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:30 am to
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By law you have to have your butthole and 50% of your shaft covered.


Top half or bottom half?
Posted by icutmyownlawn
Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:33 am to
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Is it the law that you can’t drive naked? What’s the least amount of clothes allowed for driving?


First Google result. Searched, is it illegal to drive naked.

"Public nudity laws aside, it's completely legal to drive your car naked. ... Just make sure you check your local laws regarding public nudity. The trouble is that getting into your car and out of it might lead to trouble with the law. If anyone sees you, you might end up with a public lewdness charge. Jan 27, 2021"
Posted by Toroballistic
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Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 10:51 am to
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If there is a way to have no clothes on and not show your privates I would like to hear it.


You could cover them with your hands or a newspaper or magazine just to name a few.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:01 am to
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Wasn't that actually Wayne Gretzky?


Wayne Gretzky
-Michael Scott
Posted by elcid
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:06 am to
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Florida man exposed himself to toll collectors 7 times


That is hilarious!
Posted by L1C4
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Posted on 9/13/21 at 11:13 am to
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"showing his privates."
Was it standing at attention?
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