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Dr. Fauci reverses course again

Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:01 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107471 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:01 am
He is now saying it may be advisable to put tomatoes in your gumbo. This guy is all over the place.
Posted by Kenner 23
Member since Aug 2021
102 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:01 am to
Cuckazz Yankee would
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
24511 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:02 am to
quote:

[Intro]
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Verse 1]
Dr. Fauci
Give us vaccines
Help all the people who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!

[Verse 2]
Fauci! (Yes?)
Promise us, please!
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!
Restrictions will lift with some ease!
Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24479 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:02 am to
Take a lap.
Posted by Toroballistic
Tallahassee
Member since Dec 2017
2131 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:02 am to


I trust Dr Seuss more than I trust Dr Fauci
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71321 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:03 am to
That motherfricker probably makes a gumbo about like he throws a fastball.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
92951 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:03 am to
"I have NO reason not to believe him" - salmon
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6745 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:06 am to
quote:

[Intro]
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[Verse 1]
Dr. Fauci
Give us vaccines
Help all the people who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!

[Verse 2]
Fauci! (Yes?)
Promise us, please!
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!
Restrictions will lift with some ease!
Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
I don't want to be on this planet anymore.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19801 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:06 am to
I am just glad to see a Fauci / COVID thread. It's been days.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85366 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:08 am to
Tomatoes in gumbo is too far.

I'll have to burn my Fauci cardigan now :(
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
5673 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:11 am to
there should be a separate board for tomatoes in gumbo - even the jokes
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72685 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:14 am to
RA'ed

Move to Gumbo Board

"Bonus" related gif:

This post was edited on 9/3/21 at 10:22 am
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
1035 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:17 am to
Stay off the pp
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133120 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:29 am to
quote:

He is now saying it may be advisable to put tomatoes in your gumbo.



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133120 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:39 am to
quote:

I trust Dr Seuss more than I trust Dr Fauci



Here is Fauch,
Fauch the grouch,
I do not want,
His wonky ouch,
I do not want it here,
Or there,
I do not want it anywhere.


Not in my arm,
Not in my rump,
I do not want,
The fauci bump,
Not with a mask,
Not with a shield,
Those side effects,
Not yet revealed,

I do not want them,
No no NO!,
Leave me alone,
You midget, GO!

Go lie some more on CNN,
He’ll lie at 2,
He’ll lie at 10,
He’ll lie to people on C-SPAN,
That lying little Fauci Man,

Take your mask off!
Now put it on!
How will we know,
To doff, or don,
His advice changes by the day,
Oh Fauci, please, just go away!

We do not want your bad advice,
Leave us alone, we’ve said it twice,
We do not want you here,
Or there,
Now you can kiss,
My derrière.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72955 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:40 am to
I’m soo tired of COVID threads, it’s refreshing to see a good Ryno post
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78952 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:43 am to
I very much like this rhyme
But I can upvote just one time
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133120 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:58 am to
quote:

I very much like this rhyme
But I can upvote just one time



One might think,
But think like this,
Make more alters,
Just like Chris,
Upvote, log out
Then log back in,
Ad nauseam,
Again, AGAIN!

You know it can’t be very hard,
If done by greasy, crippled tard.
Posted by Ezra Reed
Member since Jul 2020
1010 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Dr. Fauci


Posted by Joecornbreadbrown
Member since Aug 2021
585 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 12:28 pm to
You put tomatoes in a seafood gumbo and there will be a problem.

If you don’t put okra in a seafood gumbo, there won’t be as a big a problem but there will be a discussion.
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