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re: Baw test - opening a beer bottle w/o a bottle opener
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:47 pm to philly444
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:47 pm to philly444
There are Hilton hotel rooms all over the country with chipped edges on nightstands or dressers from me opening beers on them.
If you stay in a room with a chip on the front of the night stand and a booger smudged on the back, you know I was there.
If you stay in a room with a chip on the front of the night stand and a booger smudged on the back, you know I was there.
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Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:48 pm to philly444
Can of dip works well
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:49 pm to GRTiger
quote:
you stay in a room with a chip on the front of the night stand
That's fine...
quote:
a booger smudged on the back, yo
You are a disgusting heathen...
This post was edited on 8/31/21 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:51 pm to LCA131
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:52 pm to philly444
Wedding ring if you have a titanium one.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:53 pm to philly444
Isn’t that what a wedding ring is for?
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:53 pm to GRTiger
What about your cum towels baw? You just leave those for the maids??
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:54 pm to philly444
Hold the bottle upright next to a tabletop. Place the lip of the bottlecap over the edge of the table. Strike the top of the bottlecap firmly with the heel of your hand. Easy peasy.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:54 pm to philly444
I just bite off the top and drink through broken glass
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:54 pm to philly444
Lighter
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:54 pm to philly444
My dad used his teeth to open one at a party in order to impress my mom in 1954. Must have worked.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:57 pm to LSUBFA83
Pop it with a lighter or chop stick. Have to be skilled in the chop stick method though
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:03 pm to GRTiger
quote:I bet you like to eat sloppy steaks.
There are Hilton hotel rooms all over the country with chipped edges on nightstands or dressers from me opening beers on them.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:04 pm to philly444
pocket knife
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:09 pm to philly444
Used my teeth once.
Former MLB player Joseph Charboneau once opened a beer bottle with his eye socket.
He also...
- He fought in bareknuckle boxing matches as a teenager to earn money.
- He fixed a broken nose with a pair of pliers.
- After a doctor eventually fixed all the crushed cartilage, he could drink beer through his nose.
- He cut a tattoo out with a razor.
- He was stabbed with a pen while with the Indians were playing exhibition games in Mexico.
- He would play "The Incredible Hulk," a game where he held a giant rock on his chest and had another person break rocks against it, until both stones were dust.
- He stitched a cut with fishing line.
- He won a bet by eating six lit cigarettes.
Former MLB player Joseph Charboneau once opened a beer bottle with his eye socket.
He also...
- He fought in bareknuckle boxing matches as a teenager to earn money.
- He fixed a broken nose with a pair of pliers.
- After a doctor eventually fixed all the crushed cartilage, he could drink beer through his nose.
- He cut a tattoo out with a razor.
- He was stabbed with a pen while with the Indians were playing exhibition games in Mexico.
- He would play "The Incredible Hulk," a game where he held a giant rock on his chest and had another person break rocks against it, until both stones were dust.
- He stitched a cut with fishing line.
- He won a bet by eating six lit cigarettes.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:11 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I’ve always used a key....
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:11 pm to philly444
Door jamb. Duh.
Or if you’re Joe Charboneau open it with your eye socket. Look him up. AL Rookie of the year in 1980.
Or if you’re Joe Charboneau open it with your eye socket. Look him up. AL Rookie of the year in 1980.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:13 pm to RogerTheShrubber
You missed rookie of the year! 
Posted on 8/31/21 at 8:13 pm to philly444
I can use pretty much any solid object 
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