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Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:31 pm to CAD703X
Grandpa used to say, "Ima get you a rolls canarly, rolls down one hill and can hardly get up the next."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:34 pm to CAD703X
If a bird had his/her brain, it would fly backwards. My grandfather anytime someone did something stupid.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:37 pm to TigerPete06
"He's got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel"
"She fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down."
"She fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:42 pm to CAD703X
“Is a pigs arse pork?”
or
“Is the pope catholic?” For dumb questions I would ask
“Don’t do me no favors” when he asking me to do something for him
I need to sit down and try to think of more, he was full of them. I was young when he passed so I’m sure many things he said went right over my head
or
“Is the pope catholic?” For dumb questions I would ask
“Don’t do me no favors” when he asking me to do something for him
I need to sit down and try to think of more, he was full of them. I was young when he passed so I’m sure many things he said went right over my head
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:43 pm to Pelican fan99
When my granddad though something was pretty cool he'd say "that's sporty-oattie". Not sure if that's how you spell it and I'm not sure I'd ever heard anyone else say it, but it stuck with me.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:44 pm to CAD703X
"Well I'll be John Brown."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:47 pm to CAD703X
"if you are so smart, where is your money?" - for braggart
"believe you, deceive yourself" - about a liar
"no snotty slippery" - for unnecessary advice
"to want is not harmful, it is harmful not to want" - for useless dreamers
"When you lie, jump up" - this is when the grandmother saw that the grandson was cheating on her.
"a fifth leg is needed like a hare" - about useless things
if I still remember I'll write
"believe you, deceive yourself" - about a liar
"no snotty slippery" - for unnecessary advice
"to want is not harmful, it is harmful not to want" - for useless dreamers
"When you lie, jump up" - this is when the grandmother saw that the grandson was cheating on her.
"a fifth leg is needed like a hare" - about useless things
if I still remember I'll write
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:47 pm to CAD703X
They were trying to horn swaggle me.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:48 pm to CAD703X
This is a classic:
"She's so beautiful she could make a glass eye cry."
"She's so beautiful she could make a glass eye cry."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:56 pm to CAD703X
During a thunder storm "The elves must be rolling nine pin". When I asked for something "People in Hell are wanting ice water".
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:02 pm to ScubaTiger
How ya doing pawpaw? “Fair to middlin”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:02 pm to CAD703X
"If you put his brain in a matchbox, it'd roll around like a BB in a box car."
"If brains was dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose".
"If brains was dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose".
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:19 pm to tonydtigr
That's a pencil that won't erase.
Usually reserved for the news of an unexpected pregnancy
Usually reserved for the news of an unexpected pregnancy
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:28 pm to CAD703X
Pawpaw: Aaayyy T-chaouiiiiii!!!
Mawmaw: Maudi Merde You!!!
Mawmaw: Maudi Merde You!!!
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:31 pm to IAmNERD
quote:
"flittersticks"
i heard it as "fiddlesticks"
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:31 pm to CAD703X
I fell through the ceiling of my grandparents garage while getting stuff out for my grandfather, and I could hear him screaming.. "you give a boy a man's job and this is what you get!"... 
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:31 pm to CAD703X
Comparing me to my Dad: “Cats don’t make dogs.”
On my dating life: “you got too many irons in the fire and none are hot enough.”
On my dating life: “you got too many irons in the fire and none are hot enough.”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:36 pm to WestSideTiger
"put that down, that's not a play-purty"
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:36 pm to WestSideTiger
Get out the bathroom and give someone else a chance!
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