re: Why does everyone hate Dasani water?

Dasani is Atlanta tap water sold by coke. It really is the worst of all bottled waters

I don't get Dasani because I personally feel like it's never cold in a convince store/vending machine. I do read most bottles to see which tributary or municipal water supply it came from

Only an a-hole would pay for bottled tap water. If you're going to purchase bottled water, at least get spring water or something.

I don't buy it because 1. Paying for bottled water is a waste of money. 2. Desani is made by Coca cola and I am boycotting them upon the request of my President.

A few years back a coworker came into town for a meet n greet with a client. The first step off the tarmac he’s asking about Fiji water. I’d never heard about it. We went from the airport to the clients office. He kept stressing he’d wished he had brought a bottle and was raving about the taste and that he wouldn’t drink any other water. After the 2 hour client meeting he begged me to stop. He bought me a bottle and I’m not going to lie, I was intrigued because of the build up. Cracked it open and took a big ol swig….yep, water…plain ol f’ing water.

When I was a kid, I drank out the hose pipe for free. That tasted just as good as the $3 Fiji.

Dasani is just your local tap water.

You have to admit, Dasani (and Aquafina, PepsiCo’s equivalent product) is a brilliant scam.

I would love to be the guy who came up with that idea in a marketing meeting.

“I’ve got an idea: lets sell the stuff we use to make our carmel-colored sugared-up crap, only before we add anything to it - and we’ll sell it for the same price!”

I can’t wrap my head around paying over a dollar for 12 ounces of water.

DASANI IS shite