What's the best bad joke you know?

PeeJ is a prophet.

How did you know they were blind? Is that why the joke is bad?

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the rhino

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My favorite joke my dad would tell us growing up was...


Dad: "Are you alert?"

Us: "Yes".

Dad: "Good; America needs more lerts."


It would (and still does) make me double over in laughter. So dumb.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?











I’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."

"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"

"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.

"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?"

A pair of gay Irishmen moved into the house across the street. Their names are Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick.

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his pants. Bartender says 'hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants!' Pirate says 'Aye......it's drivin' me nuts'. :rimshot:

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That's gold, GOLD!!!