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Couple leave 4 yr old son in car to search for fake penis
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:57 am
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:57 am
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A New York couple has been arrested after police found a 4-year-old boy unattended in a car outside an adult store in North Stonington Saturday night.
Connecticut State Police were called to the parking lot of Amazing Intimate Essentials Adult Store on Norwich Westerly Road at about 8 p.m. for reports of a 4-year-old left alone in a car.
Upon arrival, Troopers found the boy as reported with no parents or guardians in sight.
Troopers went into the store and found the boy’s mother – a 25-year-old New York woman – along with her partner – a 28-year-old New York woman. Police learned the women had been inside the store for about 15 minutes.
The mother was charged with risk of injury to a minor and leaving a child unsupervised in a motor vehicle. Her bail was set at $7,500.
The 28-year-old woman was charged with leaving a child unsupervised in a motor vehicle. Her bail was set at $5,000.
The Department of Children and Families was notified of the arrests
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Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:57 am to arseinclarse
Democrat voters for sure
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:58 am to arseinclarse
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to search for fake penis
Those 2 don't look like penis fans....
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:58 am to arseinclarse
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the boy’s mother – a 25-year-old New York woman – along with her partner – a 28-year-old New York woman.
What about the boy's father?
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:01 am to ThisIsTheWay
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No.
So, what now?
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:02 am to arseinclarse
15 minutes? They must've had a "wide" selection in that store.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:02 am to arseinclarse
Ive never heard a dildo called a fake penis
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:03 am to arseinclarse
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 9:04 am
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:08 am to tiggerthetooth
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Those 2 don't look like penis fans....
Just the double ended kind to use for enhanced scissoring.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:10 am to Rize
quote:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time
Nice King Missile reference
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:13 am to Motorboat
The worst part is the guy having to buy back his own penis. 
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:13 am to arseinclarse
to be fair... 4 years old is old enough to sit in a locked car for a quick run into a store.
maybe not a creepy adult store.
maybe not a creepy adult store.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:13 am to arseinclarse
Based on recent stories, New York and New York LBGTQ+'er is becoming the new Florida and Florida Man.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:16 am to arseinclarse
Is that... is that a "boi??"
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:16 am to PsychTiger
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He wanted $22, but I talked him down to $17
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:27 am to arseinclarse
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the arse,
I like having a detachable penis.
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the arse,
I like having a detachable penis.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:30 am to arseinclarse
The one on the left looks like Hillary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:34 am to donRANDOMnumbers
quote:
to be fair... 4 years old is old enough to sit in a locked car for a quick run into a store.
Conversely, it seems like just one of the two could handle the dildo shopping.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:45 am to Shexter
quote:
15 minutes? They must've had a "wide" selection in that store.
I suspect that to be a falsehood.
It only took 15 minutes for someone to spot the kid, call the police, police to arrive, and then find the couple?
Great response and search time!
I guess it’s possible the tipster was watching the parking lot like a hawk for such an occurrence, or the police were quick and the adult store was the only place to search.
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