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re: Man retires from Pornhub after finding the "one"

Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:16 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:16 am to
Top 10 Louisiana girls getting blacked?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:19 am to
“Brilliant, beautiful, loyal...”



Yeah but what’s her butthole look like? Bleached?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19282 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:22 am to
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Retiring from jerking off, huh? That's a new one for me.


Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16645 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:24 am to
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Retiring from jerking off, huh?

That's a new one for me.

Once he gets married, he'll be back out of retirement
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11468 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:26 am to
Imagine spending so much time on pornhub, you feel the need to let everyone know where you're going
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15522 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:26 am to
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the only thing weirder than people who pay for porn are people who comment on porn sites.


Honestly. Have y'all ever looked at the comments under porn videos. It is the creepiest, weirdest, gross shite you will ever read. Make you completely reevaluate your life
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37859 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:26 am to
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I will miss liljdub’s comments about Riley Reid taking poundings from 5 guys at once.


Maybe that's Riley Reid's new fiancé?
Posted by Dennis Celery
Member since Apr 2021
708 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:28 am to
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why does porn need commenting?


I’m pretty sure there’s an entire website dedicated to only pornhub comments and they’re typically pretty funny
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19367 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:30 am to
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Honestly. Have y'all ever looked at the comments under porn videos. It is the creepiest, weirdest, gross shite you will ever read. Make you completely reevaluate your life

Definitely a few serial killers in some of them. I'll never understand the mindset of some dude commenting on what he would do to the girl in the video and thinking to himself, "yep, that's gonna make me look like a BOSS!" before he hits that submit button.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7336 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:31 am to
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Man retires from Pornhub after finding the "one"


For a second, I thought the "one" was the right video to jerk off to.
Posted by ColonelRed
Member since Feb 2017
54 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:34 am to
Nymeria has to be happy about this.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21356 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:34 am to
Do people comment before or after the video? Imagine finishing, cleaning, then going back to leave a review.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21356 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:37 am to
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Have y'all ever looked at the comments


No, I’m usually busy beating my meat. Then I kinda just leave. I don’t even watch the whole video, much less read comments about it.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19282 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:37 am to
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Imagine spending so much time on pornhub, you feel the need to let everyone know where you're going


Imagine thinking anyone cares.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11468 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:40 am to
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Imagine thinking anyone cares.


frick maybe people do...which would be even sadder. I went to a dive bar once while waiting on car repairs....eventually the bartender looked at the clock and was like..."damn...do yall know where Mike is?" Other patrons legit got worried and started calling. I'd imagine there are people sad enough to be this kind of regular on pornhub
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
6612 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:40 am to
most of the comments are middle-aged men pretending to be women who want to do over-the-top porny stuffs
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21356 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:41 am to
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Imagine thinking anyone cares.


You don’t care about Bob’s opinion on where big black dropped his load on his white step sister?

Do you even jerk it then comment, bro?
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6649 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:44 am to
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Do people comment before or after the video? Imagine finishing, cleaning, then going back to leave a review.


I imagine porn commenters to be more of a connoisseur. They've fallen so deep into the porn trap that it's not even about sexual gratification anymore. I've talked to many people on the internet who have spent years downloading and cultivating gbs and gbs of porn to the point where their digital collection becomes one of their prized possessions. They use the excuse of not wanting all of their hard work to go to waste when the discussion of quitting porn comes up.
This post was edited on 4/12/21 at 9:54 am
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21356 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:52 am to
Good point. It has to be at a level of sickness when you start commenting and chatting with other jerkees.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 4/12/21 at 9:53 am to
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why does porn need commenting?


Not sure how I'd continue if I couldn't get Spl00geMonster420's thoughts on interracial lesbian foot worship.
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