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'Woke' Sesame Street Introduces 'Todd', A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:48 am
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:48 am
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Sesame Street Introduces 'Todd', A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything
Babylon Bee
QUEENS, NY—In a courageous new episode of Sesame Street, the puppets teach kids about social justice by introducing a new character, Todd-- a white male puppet who is blamed for everything wrong in the world.
Minutes into the episode, Todd is introducing himself to the other puppets and a prescriptively diverse cast of guest children, when he is confronted by Grover about Todd's culpability regarding a distant ancestor who fought for the Confederacy.
Later on, Todd works alongside the puppet Abby Cadabby to stock the shelves of Hooper’s store with Goya beans. His accidental revelation that he gets paid 30% more than her leads to Abby singing a tearful rendition of ‘Workforce Woes.’
The episode’s final sketch portrays Todd selling cookies without the requisite health warning labels, forcing Cookie Monster into obesity and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Full article at the link provided.
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Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:49 am to goofball
Todd probably has a great credit score.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:50 am to goofball
I like Todd
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:50 am to goofball
Why do the black puppets have pink eye shadow?
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:51 am to SUB
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Why do the black puppets have pink eye shadow?
Trying to normalize male makeup.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:51 am to TheSurge
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Todd probably has a great credit score.
Because of the patriarchy.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:52 am to goofball
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His accidental revelation that he gets paid 30% more than her leads to Abby singing a tearful rendition of ‘Workforce Woes.’
60% of Todd's wages go to his ex-wife who keeps him from seeing his kids.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:53 am to goofball
If I had a muppet, it would look like Todd.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:54 am to goofball
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The episode’s final sketch portrays Todd selling cookies without the requisite health warning labels, forcing Cookie Monster into obesity and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:55 am to Black n Gold
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60% of Todd's wages go to his ex-wife who keeps him from seeing his kids.
By calling the cops and claiming to feel threatened every weekend he has custody. They've threatened him with arrest three times in the last month for trying to see his kids.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:55 am to goofball
This does not surprise me at all.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:55 am to goofball
Good to see Maytag cross branding
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:57 am to goofball
this should be a southpark episode or 10
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:58 am to kciDAtaE
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Babylon Bee Board
Literal Fascism: Individual on public board repeatedly compelled to read and comment on posts promoting the racist and misogynistic white supremacist Babylon Bee.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:59 am to squid_hunt
And if you say this doesn't surprise you at all, you get downvoted. 
The woke crowd is up early.
The woke crowd is up early.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 9:00 am to SUB
So you can see their facial features?
Posted on 3/31/21 at 9:00 am to goofball
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Todd
Posted on 3/31/21 at 9:01 am to kywildcatfanone
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And if you say this doesn't surprise you at all, you get downvoted.
If you downvote, but don't comment, I imagine you huffing off to drink your wine and stroke your cat and rage at the sky.
Posted on 3/31/21 at 9:05 am to goofball
One of the meme pages I follow posted this today, and at least a little bit of faith in humanity was restored because the majority of the comments were people calling them out and saying they're shocked it didn't mention that the guy is white.
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 9:06 am
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