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Plummeting sperm counts, shrinking penises: toxic chemicals threaten humanity

Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
6795 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:38 pm
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A new book called Countdown, by Shanna Swan, an environmental and reproductive epidemiologist at Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai in New York, finds that sperm counts have dropped almost 60% since 1973


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The chemicals to blame for this crisis are found in everything from plastic containers and food wrapping, to waterproof clothes and fragrances in cleaning products, to soaps and shampoos


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As if this wasn’t terrifying enough, Swan’s research finds that these chemicals aren’t just dramatically reducing semen quality, they are also shrinking penis size and volume of the testes.

Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:39 pm to
You actually read the iPhone suggested articles?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61413 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:40 pm to
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Swan’s research finds that these chemicals aren’t just dramatically reducing semen quality, they are also shrinking penis size and volume of the testes.



If we can find out what makes them shrink, then maybe we can find out what makes them grow....
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11270 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:40 pm to
Soy doesn’t help at all.

Men should be limiting soy intake not putting it in their coffee and lunch.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3938 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:41 pm to
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A new book called Countdown, by Shanna Swan, an environmental and reproductive epidemiologist at Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai in New York, finds that sperm counts have dropped almost 60% since 1973


I read this as Shania Twain
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5652 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:41 pm to
“Shut up... it’s just environmental factors.”
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18535 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:42 pm to
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The chemicals to blame for this crisis are found in everything from plastic containers and food wrapping, to waterproof clothes and fragrances in cleaning products, to soaps and shampoos


So, it wasn't yellow 5 and I could have been pounding Mountain Dew this whole time?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62929 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:44 pm to
Maybe there is something to the Chemtrails conspiracy
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:44 pm to
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shrinking penises: toxic chemicals
China striking again?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62929 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:46 pm to
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Allthatfades

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shrinking penises

Checks out
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7610 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:47 pm to
Rooster doesn’t have much to crow about, but his junk gets the job done.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20362 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:50 pm to
I knew there had to be a reason for my shrinkage.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24609 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:54 pm to
Other reasons to blame besides cold weather. YES!
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9728 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:55 pm to
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waterproof clothes

Oh the irony
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:58 pm to
Thank God.

Now I finally know the reason for my, ahem, affliction...
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19331 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 12:59 pm to
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Plummeting sperm counts, shrinking penises


Sounds like a progressive wet dream. A world where everyone is "genderless" and equal.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24120 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 1:04 pm to
Pretty sure Teflon on non-stick pans is no bueno for males.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 1:14 pm to
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261923 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 1:18 pm to
Feminism, not chemicals are responsible for the weenie male of 2021.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4568 posts
Posted on 3/18/21 at 1:19 pm to
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Mountain Dew


6th grade me didn't have need for big balls anyway.
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