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Anybody know if Joel Osteen opened his doors?

Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:11 pm
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40583 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Travis Scott
McDonald’s
Member since Jan 2021
689 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:12 pm to
The only door I’m interested in opening is his wife’s back one
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104298 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:13 pm to
OT: hates poors

Also OT: hates people who hate poors
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:15 pm to
No but I know who did open their doors
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

Anybody know if Joel Osteen opened his doors?

He looks like he's opened his back door a few times.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18702 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:19 pm to
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OT: hates poors

Also OT: hates people who hate poors


It's one thing to hate poors... it's another thing to hate poors while pretending to be virtuous about it.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27598 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:19 pm to
He said if you buy his new CD set for three easy payments of $99.00 you are welcome to come get warm in his church
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
13818 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:20 pm to
Joel is probably one of the Top 5 most disliked people on this board

And that's saying a lot
This post was edited on 2/16/21 at 6:21 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15301 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:22 pm to
First Ballot Hall of Punchable Face
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135846 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:22 pm to
I'm no fan of the "God helps those who help themselves" and preach a prosperity Gospel, but it wouldn't surprise me if their mega church is very benevolent to their community.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
23701 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:23 pm to
Dudes livin the dream. He figured it out. How to become rich and give a big frick you to the IRS along with getting away with it.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17450 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:24 pm to
He did
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27812 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:25 pm to
Mattress Mack is open.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58839 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:27 pm to
Can confirm he did not, he won’t even let me come over anymore. You shite in a guys hot tub one time and everyone freaks out
Posted by Travis Scott
McDonald’s
Member since Jan 2021
689 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Joel is probably one of the Top 5 most disliked people on this board


Not even close

Here’s five off the top of my head that are way more despised:

Destroya
Gravy
Kibbles
Helmet-head
JBE
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120068 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:32 pm to
I bet she likes it in the back door. I bet she is doing some college students that go to their church.. While Joel and his friend Mark are back-dooring each other.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
5479 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Not even close Here’s five off the top of my head that are way more despised: Destroya Gravy Kibbles Helmet-head JBE


You forgot LeBron and President Obama...
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16242 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

The only door I’m interested in opening is his wife’s back one
Osteen sounds like the type that keeps his own backdoor open for the occasional late-night visitor.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:42 pm to
Looks like asshoe jap in karate kid 2
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54847 posts
Posted on 2/16/21 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Mattress Mack is open.
I came here to say please donate to Mattress Mack before Joel Osteen.
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