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Theo Von quotes...what you got?
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:34 am
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:34 am
"Rumors are just like somebody pulling out a fairy tale gun that's aimed only at you and then they just cap yo' arse"
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Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:37 am to TailbackU
"i wish i had white privilege. sign me UP. I knew dudes who have it, i know dudes who wear sweaters."
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:39 am to TailbackU
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Theo Von
wtf is dis?
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:39 am to TailbackU
"suck a butt, bruh"
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:43 am to TailbackU
King and the Sting Podcast and This Past Weekend Podcasts are great
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:45 am to lsurulz1515
Coughing in public is the new N word
Posted on 2/2/21 at 10:56 am to clownbaby
"Indiana is really a good place to maybe pull over on the side of the road and think about some of the choices you've made" 
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:01 am to TailbackU
Dropping off a hitchhiker “catch and release son!”
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:09 am to TailbackU
Tighten up
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:55 am to TailbackU
Onward
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:57 am to TailbackU
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Theo Von quotes...what you got?
I'm paraphrasing here but :
"Kids who stutter don't get kidnapped!"
Posted on 2/2/21 at 11:57 am to TailbackU
Just discovered this baw last year during quarantine. He is genuinely hilarious.
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:01 pm to TailbackU
"We're farters. Can you believe that? I've got an app on my phone that can tell me my heart rate, but we've still got air flying out of our arse."
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:01 pm to Eat Your Crow
"I got bit by a black widow at the bus stop the other day....she was in her 40's"
"Women like to wear this stuff called Spanx...which I refer to as cramoflauge"
"I grew up in Covington, LA. I went to the same jr high school as Lee Harvey Oswald. Also the hometown of NBA legend Pistol Pete Maravich, so....two good shooters. FROM DOWNTOWN, both of em"
"Women like to wear this stuff called Spanx...which I refer to as cramoflauge"
"I grew up in Covington, LA. I went to the same jr high school as Lee Harvey Oswald. Also the hometown of NBA legend Pistol Pete Maravich, so....two good shooters. FROM DOWNTOWN, both of em"
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:01 pm to TailbackU
I wonder what his thoughts are on covid and being vaccinated?
Celebrity opinions are super important in these matters
Celebrity opinions are super important in these matters
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:41 pm to TailbackU
It's funny I just had a theo von savage moments compilation come up on my recommended youtube videos. These made me laugh
"you look like a french paul bunyan ... You look like Paul Bunyan if you just drank champagne all day and never did any forestry"
"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left bruh!"
"chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym"
"there was a lot of rumors in my town that I beat down syndrome."
"you look like a french paul bunyan ... You look like Paul Bunyan if you just drank champagne all day and never did any forestry"
"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left bruh!"
"chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym"
"there was a lot of rumors in my town that I beat down syndrome."
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:45 pm to TailbackU
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"Indiana is really a good place to maybe pull over on the side of the road and think about some of the choices you've made"
I like this one.Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:50 pm to carrguitar
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"I got bit by a black widow at the bus stop the other day....she was in her 40's"
"Women like to wear this stuff called Spanx...which I refer to as cramoflauge"
"I grew up in Covington, LA. I went to the same jr high school as Lee Harvey Oswald. Also the hometown of NBA legend Pistol Pete Maravich, so....two good shooters. FROM DOWNTOWN, both of em"
These are great
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:52 pm to TailbackU
Paraphrasing. Heard it a long time ago.
“My mom drove a Ford Fiesta... It looked like a doc marten fricked a roller skate.”
“My mom drove a Ford Fiesta... It looked like a doc marten fricked a roller skate.”
Posted on 2/2/21 at 12:53 pm to TailbackU
Something along these lines.
Nowhere in my budget is there money for skydiving for unknown bitches.
Nowhere in my budget is there money for skydiving for unknown bitches.
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