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Crayon companies to discontinue orange colored crayons
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:17 pm
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BREAKING: Two major crayon makers have discontinued the production of their orange colored crayons effective immediately.
A spokesperson for one of the companies, Charity Case, says that they don't want the liability of any customer having a panic attack when seeing the orange color and having flashbacks of Donald Trump's presidency.
"We feel like it would be much safer for our clients if they weren't forced to reminisce unintentionally about those dreaded 4 years," said Case. "Sure, I realize that 85% of our product's users are children, however, we are talking more specifically about the ones over the age of 17, but who still require other adults to help them with their day to day decision making on things like why they should still hate Trump tomorrow." Case told us.
No word on rumors about either of the companies future plans to discontinue white crayons.
BREAKING: Two major crayon makers have discontinued the production of their orange colored crayons effective immediately.
A spokesperson for one of the companies, Charity Case, says that they don't want the liability of any customer having a panic attack when seeing the orange color and having flashbacks of Donald Trump's presidency.
"We feel like it would be much safer for our clients if they weren't forced to reminisce unintentionally about those dreaded 4 years," said Case. "Sure, I realize that 85% of our product's users are children, however, we are talking more specifically about the ones over the age of 17, but who still require other adults to help them with their day to day decision making on things like why they should still hate Trump tomorrow." Case told us.
No word on rumors about either of the companies future plans to discontinue white crayons.
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Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:18 pm to LSUTigerFan247
No crayola no care
Roseart can do whatever it wants. It’s for the poors.
Roseart can do whatever it wants. It’s for the poors.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:18 pm to LSUTigerFan247
You know satire is dead when you have to weigh the possibilities of that article.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:20 pm to LSUTigerFan247
It’s sad that we’re at a point where I had to actually check if this was satire or not.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:22 pm to LSUTigerFan247
The new alternative color replacing orange crayons.
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:22 pm to LSUTigerFan247
These Babylon Bee articles are lame
Posted on 1/10/21 at 8:22 pm to LSUTigerFan247
right
Posted on 1/10/21 at 9:12 pm to LSUTigerFan247
Its crazy that this could be a legit story.
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:02 am to LSUTigerFan247
Doesn't the sadvocate post here?
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:03 am to LSUTigerFan247
Citrus growers are encouraged to refer to navels as "Ambers"
This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 9:05 am
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:18 am to LSUTigerFan247
Not sure how many Devils this is gonna trigger? I doubt Orange was a preferred flavor anyway. Green is really the best.
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:19 am to LSUTigerFan247
There goes my favorite snack.
Posted on 1/11/21 at 10:10 am to LSUTigerFan247
The Marines aren’t gonna like this one. IYKYK
Posted on 1/11/21 at 11:00 am to LSUTigerFan247
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