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Jeffrey Epstein or Michael Jackson to babysit your kids, who you got?

Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:06 am
Posted by WhereDoWeGo
Member since Nov 2020
41 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:06 am
Going out of town for the weekend. Last minute cancellation from your sister. Your brother is still in prison. Grandparents are incapacitated. Michael and Jeffrey are old family friends. Do you take the kids to Neverland Ranch or Little Saint James?


ETA: Money is no issue

ETA: 2 Girls (Age 7, 13), 2 Boys (6,11)
This post was edited on 1/2/21 at 1:09 am
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
73227 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:07 am to
Whoever charges the least per hour.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55710 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:08 am to
Depends on age and gender of the kids.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:09 am to
Reggie’s 86 girl.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68635 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:11 am to
From what I know about this board: Casey Anthony is the correct answer.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70803 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:12 am to
I feel like MJ would provide the best games.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133582 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:13 am to
The 13 year old can watch them all. If Kevin McAllister can survive, so can they
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28417 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:15 am to
Is this the who is the worst babysitter thread? I submit Jerry Sandusky and Casey Anthony.
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3962 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:15 am to
Michael and Jeffrey are dead, so neither.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69159 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:16 am to
MJ easily. The oldest girl could beat the shite out of that little man. Which is what I would instruct.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13439 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:17 am to
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This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 8:22 am
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3702 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 1:55 am to
I will not even think about this stupid shite.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5151 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 2:38 am to
I was baby sitting myself by those ages. But I'm an 80's baby. That was normal back then.
This post was edited on 1/2/21 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3962 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 2:49 am to
Back in the 80s MTV, and MJ, were are babysitters.

But that’s because we knew we had common sense.

We didn’t need protecting or saving.

We just needed MTV.
Posted by GumplandTiger
Hoover, AL
Member since Jan 2015
1263 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 3:26 am to
First, I simply cancel my trip as any parent should and hopefully would.

If I was a POS, Casey Anthony first...



This chick second, meet Sabrina Macri..

quote:

Sabrina Macri hot drunk baby-sitter and her misadventures of drunk driving with four young children and the sobs that followed.




Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17458 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Last minute cancellation from your sister. Your brother is still in prison. Grandparents are incapacitated.


Was this really needed? You created a fake scenario in which you have to choose from two dead people
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79385 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:10 am to
Jacko. He was innocent.

The man made Thriller. Thriller.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7135 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:12 am to
Back in the day...what did Michael Jackson and J.C. Penny have in common? Answer: Little boys' pants half off!
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7774 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:24 am to
Epstein.
All I'd have to worry about is maybe 13 y.o. girl with him.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14572 posts
Posted on 1/2/21 at 8:40 am to
This board rapidly declined from swingers thread to forced child neglect by making us leave children deceased alleged molesters.
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