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Players on garbage CFB teams graduate/leave as sexless virgins?

Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:46 am
Posted by Knoxville
Knoxville, TN
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:46 am
Was listening to the Solid Verbal podcast a few days ago and they had Larry Mazyck on who was on the Kansas OL and graduated in 2015 when they went 0-12. He basically said that most of the team during his entire tenure graduated or left as sexless virgins, mainly because they were thought of as embarrassments because of their on the field play. I wonder if this is the case for other bad programs like Vandy, Rutgers, etc?
This post was edited on 12/25/20 at 11:47 am
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9270 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:48 am to
I don't believe that shite for a minute.

I had an ex in college who went to a DIII small liberal arts college. Their football program had won like seven games in the past ten years and those dudes got pussy for sure.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15730 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:48 am to
I can believe it. I was on a very successful high school team and graduated a sexless virgin.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
79228 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:49 am to
Sounds like the other guys lied to Larry to make him feel like less of a loser.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20310 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:51 am to
I would imagine it depends on the school. I knew a guy who played TE for Vandy and he did fine for himself.
1. Vandy Education means more than likely he will be rich even if it’s not football
2. He was socially adequate
3, SEC
This post was edited on 12/25/20 at 12:29 pm
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24681 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:54 am to
Probably at BYU
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59385 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 11:58 am to
I'm sure there's something to what he's saying in that being on the football team doesn't guarantee you much in that regard. Definitely hyperbole though.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

leave as sexless virgins?


This implies that there is sexful virgins?
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46326 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:01 pm to
Are there other types of virgins?
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

don't believe that shite for a minute.
Posted by diremustang
Member since Oct 2017
2287 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:46 pm to
BS. I was at SMU during the dark years, and even the bench warmers had no trouble
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18951 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:47 pm to
Sounds like a bunch of BS to me. I guess he’s trying to feel better about his own failures.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:53 pm to
They are busy soaking
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:53 pm to
I really don't need the visual image of A&M players not being sexless virgins on Christmas Day.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7195 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 2:48 pm to
Sounds like Tennessee players will experience this after this season.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40808 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 2:59 pm to
Kansas football is basically like saying you're on the tennis team. No one really cares on campus.
Posted by sta4ever
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Posted on 12/25/20 at 3:37 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/9/21 at 11:13 am
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53940 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Larry Mazyck on who was on the Kansas OL and graduated in 2015 when they went 0-12. He basically said that most of the team during his entire tenure graduated or left as sexless virgins, mainly because they were thought of as embarrassments because of their on the field play
holy exaggeration...
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
Member since May 2018
17756 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 4:08 pm to
Lineman humor. Ignore it.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33489 posts
Posted on 12/25/20 at 10:33 pm to
I was expecting some A. C. Green chooses to remain a virgin story. No wonder KU has so much trouble recruiting football players. It's hard to believe that. Maybe fat OL have to wait until they have a job, and some money, to get laid, but everyone else, except a kicker or punter, is getting laid.

It's college, everyone's getting laid. I knew some guys in NLU's pharmacy school who got laid by the dumbest girls in their classes, if they let them come to their room and study together.
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