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re: It's SIMPly amazing, Precious is engaged!!!!!

Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:14 am to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:14 am to
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So you're basically saying you wouldn't marry Precious, but you would frick Precious.


Pretty much. My wife has a friend who's kind of built like that... big dark-skinned chick, probably 6' 265lbs, with giant, soft hands like catcher's mitts. NGL, after 3 or 4 beers she definitely does it for me.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25986 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:17 am to
So which is it, is she the ole gal throwing the table, or the retard from the Zimmerman trial?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17128 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:22 am to
Curious what size band that ring is.

Looks fairly large
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124862 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:24 am to
He’s barely a snack to her
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96817 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:35 am to
You just know all the gold to make the ring costs more than the stone.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:43 am to
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I bet she’s dynamite in bed. Like break it off. Probably gives that dude all he can handle.


Even if that's true...nope, nope, nope...ain't happening.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:47 am to
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Precious


Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99703 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:48 am to
in the first picture, her hand looks like that creepy insect thing from Peter Jackson's King Kong
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96817 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:50 am to
Normally a fat girl is called a “moped”. Fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on one.

I don’t think this chick is worth enough to be known as her husband.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
39163 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:51 am to
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I don’t think she’s seen a carrot in her life.

have a green arrow
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41196 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 10:55 am to
quote:

She was great in The Blind Side.



Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3783 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:23 pm to
LINK
This post was edited on 11/25/20 at 6:13 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69954 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:31 pm to
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I don’t think she’s seen a carrot in her life.




Well fricking done
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15484 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:37 pm to
Good for her. I guess there really is someone for everyone out there.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15484 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:41 pm to
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Is she the chick from the Zimmerman trial?



No, I don't remember the girls name from the trial, but she was just a regular person.

Gabrielle Sidibe (If I spelled her name right) is an actress who's main claim to fame is starring in the film Precious in like 2010. Since then, to my knowledge her only other acting credit is being a series regular in Empire, where she starred alongside the OT's favorite person, Jussie Smollett.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11457 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:41 pm to
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made up a song for when I put my bonnet on at night


This has got to be one of the most childish things I've ever heard
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10335 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:51 pm to
There’s a lid for every trash can I suppose.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 3:55 pm to
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That's probably a 5ct diamond...


Imagine what that same hand will make his dong look like.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6025 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 4:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/24/21 at 9:58 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
43117 posts
Posted on 11/25/20 at 4:27 pm to
I was expecting to see a guy like that, or a black dude similarly built like her

Hopefully they really do love each other - but I think he’s just a gold digger

She needs to find her a real man
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