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Protect Trump yard sign

Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:42 am
Posted by Cshaw91
Member since Mar 2019
2856 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:42 am
Anyone know how to rig up a trump sign with electricity? Just ordered two signs and I live in the garden district in BR so there’s like a 90% chance my sign will be stolen
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
51021 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:43 am to
Not sure but this sounds like a good idea.
Posted by oklahogjr
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Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:44 am to
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Anyone know how to rig up a trump sign with electricity?


Are you telling us you're too stupid to electrify a sign with metal parts? Jesus christ dude
Posted by NewbombII
Member since Nov 2014
5532 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:45 am to
Low tech is to back the sign up against your house and attach rat traps to the back.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:45 am to
You need to rig up some Wyle E. Coyote or Rube Goldberg traps.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:45 am to
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Are you telling us you're too stupid to electrify a sign with metal parts? Jesus christ dude


Once it's all set up, lick it to test it for him.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:45 am to
I don't know how to do it
Posted by oklahogjr
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:46 am to
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You need to rig up some Wyle E. Coyote or Rube Goldberg traps.

I mean this guy couldn't figure out jumper cables and a battery. You're over here wanting a Rube goldberg machine. Good luck man. Although I'd love to see your idea in action sounds fun.
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 7:47 am
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:48 am to
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Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:48 am to
just google it baw
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33193 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:49 am to
I don’t always set illegal booby traps but when I do I post about it on the internet
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:50 am to
Get an industrial generator, rig a Step Up Transformer to the output, and then hook that up to the sign. It's just 2 wires coming off, one +, the other -. So simple even a Democrat can handle it.

Unfortunately the smell of ozone will probably tip them off before your home made version of Angola's Old Sparky can get them.
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33380 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:50 am to
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Set it up in a lighted area with a webcam recording it and report whoever destroys it.


Won’t matter because...
quote:

Its not worth dealing with a new orleans DA who hates your political preference and was probably installed by George Soros for the expressed purpose of making your life hell
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 7:52 am
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3857 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:50 am to
Just buy an electric fence setup at tractor supply and rig up the wire around the thin edge of the sign where it’s not as visible
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:51 am to
Buy a fence charger,a cheap one will do, and run an insulated wire to the sign. Make sure a ground wire is run from the charger. I use the ground rod from my house electrical service. Make sure no metal part of the sign touches the ground. Don't use 110 volt from your house,lol, you'll kill the bastards, not that its a bad thing, but we don't want you to get in trouble. There is another hookup that you can use, the 2 wire hookup, but if the ground is wet, it could cause burns on the thieves and they might try to sue you
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56127 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:52 am to
Go to a store that sells electric fencing. Buy one of these, instructions are simple, about $40-50 bucks:

Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26339 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am to
hide the battery behind a rock. jumper cables to the bottom of the metal on the sign. Set up a camera...profit.

guy gets zapped then charged with trespassing
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30962 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am to
You're probably going to need an electric fence charger, or it will just trip a breaker. Chargers don't cost much though.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am to
quote:

I don’t always set illegal booby traps but when I do I post about it on the internet


illegal huh. So i cant electrify a fence in America? dumbass

Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
72338 posts
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:54 am to
Get oklahogjr to put his HIV on it
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