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Protect Trump yard sign
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:42 am
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:42 am
Anyone know how to rig up a trump sign with electricity? Just ordered two signs and I live in the garden district in BR so there’s like a 90% chance my sign will be stolen
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:43 am to Cshaw91
Not sure but this sounds like a good idea.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:44 am to Cshaw91
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Anyone know how to rig up a trump sign with electricity?
Are you telling us you're too stupid to electrify a sign with metal parts? Jesus christ dude
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:45 am to oklahogjr
Low tech is to back the sign up against your house and attach rat traps to the back.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:45 am to Cshaw91
You need to rig up some Wyle E. Coyote or Rube Goldberg traps.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:45 am to oklahogjr
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Are you telling us you're too stupid to electrify a sign with metal parts? Jesus christ dude
Once it's all set up, lick it to test it for him.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:46 am to AggieHank86
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You need to rig up some Wyle E. Coyote or Rube Goldberg traps.
I mean this guy couldn't figure out jumper cables and a battery. You're over here wanting a Rube goldberg machine. Good luck man. Although I'd love to see your idea in action sounds fun.
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 7:47 am
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:48 am to xxTIMMYxx
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Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:49 am to Cshaw91
I don’t always set illegal booby traps but when I do I post about it on the internet
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:50 am to Cshaw91
Get an industrial generator, rig a Step Up Transformer to the output, and then hook that up to the sign. It's just 2 wires coming off, one +, the other -. So simple even a Democrat can handle it.
Unfortunately the smell of ozone will probably tip them off before your home made version of Angola's Old Sparky can get them.
Unfortunately the smell of ozone will probably tip them off before your home made version of Angola's Old Sparky can get them.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:50 am to tide06
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Set it up in a lighted area with a webcam recording it and report whoever destroys it.
Won’t matter because...
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Its not worth dealing with a new orleans DA who hates your political preference and was probably installed by George Soros for the expressed purpose of making your life hell
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 7:52 am
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:50 am to Cshaw91
Just buy an electric fence setup at tractor supply and rig up the wire around the thin edge of the sign where it’s not as visible
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:51 am to Cshaw91
Buy a fence charger,a cheap one will do, and run an insulated wire to the sign. Make sure a ground wire is run from the charger. I use the ground rod from my house electrical service. Make sure no metal part of the sign touches the ground. Don't use 110 volt from your house,lol, you'll kill the bastards, not that its a bad thing, but we don't want you to get in trouble. There is another hookup that you can use, the 2 wire hookup, but if the ground is wet, it could cause burns on the thieves and they might try to sue you
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:52 am to Cshaw91
Go to a store that sells electric fencing. Buy one of these, instructions are simple, about $40-50 bucks:


Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am to Cshaw91
hide the battery behind a rock. jumper cables to the bottom of the metal on the sign. Set up a camera...profit.
guy gets zapped then charged with trespassing
guy gets zapped then charged with trespassing
This post was edited on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am to Cshaw91
You're probably going to need an electric fence charger, or it will just trip a breaker. Chargers don't cost much though.
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:53 am to jamboybarry
quote:illegal huh. So i cant electrify a fence in America? dumbass
I don’t always set illegal booby traps but when I do I post about it on the internet
Posted on 9/22/20 at 7:54 am to Cshaw91
Get oklahogjr to put his HIV on it
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