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T-Minus 5 Days until Joe Biden is diagnosed with COVID 19

Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:23 am
Posted by RICHIE APRILE
Essex County, NJ
Member since Aug 2020
791 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:23 am
Slow Joe Hiden getting diagnosed with COVID-19 will be his get out of debates free card.

I will be surprised if this doesn't happen.

He won't be able to debate because he will need to "rest and recover" from the horrible deadly COVID virus. He won't be able to leave his basement even for appearances. The only time we will see him is when the biased media interviews him virtually on Zoom and "checks in" on his recovery status to drum up sympathy. He will act like he is on the verge of death but is fighting hard to beat it so he can get back out there for the people. The sympathetic media will play along and try to pump him up from the empathy angle.

It won't be just to get out of debates but it will also be a way to neuter Trump. Any criticism from the Trump camp will be met as "how dare you say anything bad about someone fighting for their life". Any attacks on Biden period, even if just has to do with what Biden's policy plans are, will be considered off limits.

No debates with Trump will happen. Not even virtual debates - "Joe needs to channel everything he has right now into beating COVID, he has no time for destractions". The VP debate may or may not happen. If not the excuse will be Kamala was in contact with Joe therefore needs to not risk anything, if it does happen it will be virtual.

Kamala, Obama and the democrats will do the campaign trail events for Joe. Every event will be more of a telethon rally about how we need to support Joe for fighting COVID, as if he is battling Stage 4 cancer. "Do It For Joe" will be a common theme.

No doubt Trump will be directly blamed for Joe for getting COVID.

He will magically be better and ready to 'get back out there' after the 3rd debate is supposed to happen, and the narrative will be about how Joe is such a fighter. Trump will still outwork him on the campaign trail and hold 10x the events Biden will, but Biden simply leaving his basement will be treated as Jesus walking on water. "Can you believe this man who just days ago was fighting for his life is now back out doing campaign events? Is there anything he can't do?"

Get ready for it. It's coming.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34840 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:25 am to
Nobody would believe that shite



It would be the most obvious play ever
Posted by Bamafan24
Huntsville
Member since Oct 2014
8283 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:26 am to
I think they skip this for some other reason and use covid to skip the last 2 that are close together. Maybe a false positive on the day for this one, but we know whatever happens, there most likely wont be a debate.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32668 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:27 am to
I’m pretty sure this is a very real possibility. Anyone that watched the opening of his press conference yesterday when he was couching could see this coming a mile away
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119032 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:27 am to
I believe this take. 99.9% plausible.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116326 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:34 am to
Biden has everything to gain and nothing to lose by debating. Everyone expects him to bomb.

If he's even reasonably lucid in his debates its a win for him.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16275 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:41 am to
It will definitely be a lie. He won't have covid19. It won't be believable if they say he has it.

Biden stays like 20ft away from people. His handlers take extreme precautions to ward against covid19. It would be more believable if they lie and claim Kamala has covid19.
Posted by South21
Member since Jul 2019
822 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:43 am to
quote:


I will be surprised if this doesn't happen.



Prepared to be surprised. Your scenario would be a terrible strategy. Biden needs to debate.
Posted by Kattail
Member since Aug 2020
3347 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Get ready for it. It's coming.


I believe this but it’s pretty dumb, “think about it” if Biden has all the answers about how to handle Covid, how did he manage to become infected himself? If he can’t keep himself safe, why should I trust him to keep me safe?
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9824 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:52 am to
He was exposed.

Laying low in quarantine.
Posted by Gevans17
Member since Dec 2007
1135 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:54 am to
Trump should debate Kamala, since she’ll be calling the shots anyway
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14321 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 11:24 am to
If Biden dies of COVID before the election, would it be disrespecting his legacy for the Democrats to name a new candidate until after the election?

Ballot would say (Politician to be named later)/Harris.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18107 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 11:36 am to
Don Jr should tweet a prediction that Sleepy Joe will fake illness to get out of the debates. MSM will go nuts that Jr would say something so outrageous. Story goes viral. It takes the possibility off the table, because a Trump could never be so prescient.
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3514 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 11:39 am to
All Biden has to do is show up to the debate and say “Come on man!” a few times and the media will overwhelmingly declare him the winner.

No need for the Covid excuse when it’s more fixed than a wrestling match.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164352 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 11:41 am to
They're setting it up. Did y'all see the video of the beginning of his speech yesterday? It sounded like he was dying.
Posted by GeauxFightingTigers1
Member since Oct 2016
12574 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 11:46 am to
My guess has been around the 26th for some time now.
Posted by Tampa Tiger
Fl.
Member since Nov 2006
667 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 12:26 pm to
Tru Dat. He will never debate Trump. They have no intention of sending him in the ring for his death match
Posted by immobileman
nowhere in particular
Member since Nov 2014
1852 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 12:41 pm to
Sounds like a great conspiracy except.... Biden in the masked messiah. That will disprove the efficacy of masks. OH NO!!!!!!
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3713 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 12:52 pm to
And mighty Joe riseth from the ashes to strike down the great orange beast!!!
This post was edited on 9/21/20 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Walkthedawg
Dawg Pound
Member since Oct 2012
11466 posts
Posted on 9/21/20 at 1:11 pm to
sleepyjoe will be there by way of teleprompter in pre-recorded question and answer and the media will tell us how he beat up on Trump and was the clear victor
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