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Stupid shite your wife asks...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:14 am
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:14 am
Come clean with some comments that drive u nuts..
We have had about 5 inches of rain the last week and my wife asked me, since their were slugs under the grill cover, if I put the cover on while wet when I last covered it..
I just blankly stared at her and said "it's been a monsoon around here for a week and u think I put the grill cover on wet"?
What's even more interesting is that i could tell my answer back did not change her thinking.
We have had about 5 inches of rain the last week and my wife asked me, since their were slugs under the grill cover, if I put the cover on while wet when I last covered it..
I just blankly stared at her and said "it's been a monsoon around here for a week and u think I put the grill cover on wet"?
What's even more interesting is that i could tell my answer back did not change her thinking.
This post was edited on 8/16/20 at 7:17 am
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Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:14 am to bleedsgarnet
You guys are wild.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:15 am to bleedsgarnet
She doesn't do much talking with me.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 am to bleedsgarnet
quote:
Stupid shite your wife asks...
This site is about to have a bandwidth issue...
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 am to bleedsgarnet
Something something your wife
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:16 am to bleedsgarnet
"How do they decide which one gets to be the quarterback?"
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:18 am to bleedsgarnet
My friend’s wife told him that the Green Egg was “On”. He asked what she meant, and she said, “It’s reading 85 degrees”. He said, “Well, it’s 85 degrees outside.”
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:18 am to bleedsgarnet
Pour some Morton’s salt under the cover.
Problem solved.
Then bend your wife over it and solve the other problem.
Problem solved.
Then bend your wife over it and solve the other problem.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:19 am to bleedsgarnet
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Come clean with some comments that drive u nuts..
Every one of them
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:19 am to bleedsgarnet
“Are you okay?” —— probably 10 times a day and I’ve always been okay
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:22 am to bleedsgarnet
Jodi puts the grill cover on better than you
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:23 am to bleedsgarnet
Me the Monday before LSU football comes to Austin for the UT game: “Don’t forget we’re cutting up this Saturday for the LSU game with some friends coming into town.”
Her: “Okay sounds fun, who are they playing?”
Her: “Okay sounds fun, who are they playing?”
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:26 am to bleedsgarnet
Every question that starts with "Why"
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:28 am to bleedsgarnet
“Where is my phone?” As if I have a 24 hour tracker and know it’s exact whereabouts in the house.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:31 am to bleedsgarnet
You didn't answer the question. Did you put the cover on wet or not?
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:32 am to bleedsgarnet
So true!
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:35 am to bleedsgarnet
I could write a book
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:38 am to bleedsgarnet
Is it in yet?
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:40 am to bleedsgarnet
A few years ago we lived in a neighborhood near Azalea Lakes. It was a new neighborhood and there were a lot of empty lots. Every morning and evening, there would be geese grazing in the empty lots.
One evening they are grazing in one of the lots that bordered Azalea Lakes, there a tall wooden fence between the neighborhoods.
My wife asks me “Where do the geese go every night?”
I tell her they probably live on the lake in Azalea Lakes and point over the fence.
She gets a look on her fence and I knew what she was about to ask.
She asks,“How do they get over the fence?”
Without missing a beat and with a straight face, I answer, “They burrow under it!”
The look on her face was classic.
One evening they are grazing in one of the lots that bordered Azalea Lakes, there a tall wooden fence between the neighborhoods.
My wife asks me “Where do the geese go every night?”
I tell her they probably live on the lake in Azalea Lakes and point over the fence.
She gets a look on her fence and I knew what she was about to ask.
She asks,“How do they get over the fence?”
Without missing a beat and with a straight face, I answer, “They burrow under it!”
The look on her face was classic.
Posted on 8/16/20 at 7:52 am to bleedsgarnet
My wife says I never listen to her..........at least, I think that’s what she says........
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