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NYC issues updated guidelines for safe sex during the pandemic
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:20 pm
@MarkLevineNYC
NEW: NYC Health Dept releases guidelines on safer sex during Covid-19
This is the kind of guidance we need more of: acknowledge people need human contact, even during a pandemic, and so instead of "just say no", explain risk and how to minimize it. https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf …
@liamstack
NYC’s “Safer Sex and Covid-19” guidelines have been updated with tips that include “avoid kissing” and “make it a little kinky”
@jbarro
NYC Health advice discourages casual sex during COVID, but also says if you’re going to have it: “Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.”
@OzzyForMayor
The NYC government is telling us to install glory holes in the crib.
2020 wild bruh.
@imjasondiamond
The golden age of glory holes brought to you by Bill de Blasio.
NYC Health advice also discourages sex parties but, if you're going to have group sex, be sure to "Limit the size of your guest list. Keep it intimate."
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NEW: NYC Health Dept releases guidelines on safer sex during Covid-19
This is the kind of guidance we need more of: acknowledge people need human contact, even during a pandemic, and so instead of "just say no", explain risk and how to minimize it. https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-sex-guidance.pdf …
@liamstack
NYC’s “Safer Sex and Covid-19” guidelines have been updated with tips that include “avoid kissing” and “make it a little kinky”
@jbarro
NYC Health advice discourages casual sex during COVID, but also says if you’re going to have it: “Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.”
@OzzyForMayor
The NYC government is telling us to install glory holes in the crib.
2020 wild bruh.
@imjasondiamond
The golden age of glory holes brought to you by Bill de Blasio.
NYC Health advice also discourages sex parties but, if you're going to have group sex, be sure to "Limit the size of your guest list. Keep it intimate."
LINK
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Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:22 pm to Jbird
I hate my city sometimes...
frick De Blasio too
frick De Blasio too
This post was edited on 6/10/20 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:22 pm to Muleriderhog
Not even with Michelle Obama’s dick.
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:23 pm to Muleriderhog
quote:If you do, please do it safely!
frick De Blasio too
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:23 pm to Jbird
Wear a trashbag for full body protection. Just like the trash NYC's mayor is.
This post was edited on 6/10/20 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:24 pm to Jbird
Pretty sure Larry Craig tried to implement this 13 years ago in a Minnesota-St Paul Intl airport bathroom
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:24 pm to Rex Feral
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:25 pm to IT_Dawg
quote:
Pretty sure Larry Craig tried to implement this 13 years ago in a Minnesota-St Paul Intl airport bathroom
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:25 pm to Jbird
quote:
Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.”
Are they suggesting glory holes?
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:26 pm to Jbird
quote:
This is the kind of guidance we need more of: acknowledge people need human contact, even during a pandemic, and so instead of "just say no", explain risk and how to minimize it.
So the government gives its minions...err, citizens "guidance" on how to have sex for their "human contact" but doesn't want people to go out to eat, hanging out together in a park or go to a ballgame.
This fricking scam gets better and better by the day.
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:27 pm to Jbird
quote:
make it a little kinky
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:29 pm to teke184
Just sent my wife a text asking for our contractors number.
This post was edited on 6/10/20 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:33 pm to Jbird
Frickin' movie was prophetic is so many ways, lmao...
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:35 pm to Jbird
Liberals are such authoritarians they’re even going to appoint a department to tell consenting couples how they can frick.
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:35 pm to The Maj
Single funniest thing in the movie had to be Spartan’s solution to the lack of toilet paper in the bathroom.
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:36 pm to Jbird
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:36 pm to Jbird
"Remind your wife's boyfriend to wear a condom"
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:37 pm to teke184
quote:
Single funniest thing in the movie had to be Spartan’s solution to the lack of toilet paper in the bathroom.
I laughed at this part... oh and loved the "glow wands"..
Posted on 6/10/20 at 1:53 pm to Jbird
quote:
“Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls,
It was called 'bundling' in colonial times and into the early 20th century among the Pennsylvania Dutch. I knew an old Penn guy who did it. But it was to prevent sex during courtship of teenagers.
From Wiki:
quote:
Traditionally, participants were adolescents, with a boy staying at the residence of the girl. They were given separate blankets by the girl's parents and expected to talk to one another through the night. Occasionally a bundling board or bundling sack was placed between the boy and girl to discourage sexual conduct.
We use this at my house but instead of a board there is a large dog in the bed between us.
This post was edited on 6/10/20 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 6/10/20 at 2:08 pm to landmanner
quote:big mistake. that cost Larry David a few hundred million dollars.
Just sent my wife a text asking for our contractors number.
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