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Pissing during a movie
Posted on 7/21/08 at 9:40 am
Posted on 7/21/08 at 9:40 am
Is it me or does the movie drinks have some sort of ingredient to make you have to pee twice as bad as normal drinks? 
Ive always thought it would be cool to have a small side restroom in the movie you are watching with a small lcd above the urinal so you wouldnt have to miss anything. Wouldnt have to be complex or anything, but anything would work because im all about not having to piss during a movie and will just about burst my bladder instead of going to piss 
Ive always thought it would be cool to have a small side restroom in the movie you are watching with a small lcd above the urinal so you wouldnt have to miss anything. Wouldnt have to be complex or anything, but anything would work because im all about not having to piss during a movie and will just about burst my bladder instead of going to piss 
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Posted on 7/21/08 at 9:41 am to RAGINTIGER
I have never gotten up during a movie(theater)--NEVER. I refuse.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 10:04 am to RAGINTIGER
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have a small side restroom in the movie you are watching with a small lcd above the urinal so you wouldnt have to miss anything.
That'll be great for 10 minutes. After that, a nice stream of mischievous wiz should short it out pretty good.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 10:10 am to theunknownknight
I've only gotten up to pee during one movie and that was Star Trek First Contact. I was pretty dissapointed in myself and have learned to either not drink a lot before a film or simply just bite the bullet and take the pain.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 10:20 am to TheChamp
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After that, a nice stream of mischievous wiz should short it out pretty good.
I dont think I have the skills to piss that high. If someone could piss that high, more power to em.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 10:21 am to RAGINTIGER
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I dont think I have the skills to piss that high. If someone could piss that high, more power to em
If it's possible to put a water-tight LCD in a shower... it's possible to put a piss-tight LCD above a urinal.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 10:54 am to TheChamp
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take the pain.
that's my creed
Posted on 7/21/08 at 11:23 am to RAGINTIGER
I've always had problems going longer than an hour without taking a piss, but this is how I measure how good a movie is. If I can hold it all the way through, it's definitely a movie I recommend to others.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 12:52 pm to Michael J Cocks
My problem is I get the extra big gulp drink and Huge-arse popcorn, both with free refills, and usually take advantage of it. I consider it an artform to judge which part of the movie to RUN OUT and piss without missing much. Of course, when I get back I'm asking "what happened" and pissing people off...
Posted on 7/21/08 at 1:00 pm to RAGINTIGER
Hell i cant even afford a drink at the movies. What is it 7 dollars for a 20 oz? Drinks cost more than the ticket for the movie.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 1:03 pm to RAGINTIGER
The only movie I have ever gotten up to use the bathroom during was Braveheart and I was 13 at the time.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 1:37 pm to Fububutsy
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The only movie I have ever gotten up to use the bathroom during was Braveheart and I was 13 at the time.
I held mine all the way through Braveheart and I remember having to go like 30 minutes into it.
Also the Departed, I was wasted when we got there and had to piss before I sat down but still managed to hold it.
For "The Number 23" I pissed 5 times before it was over.
That is just an example of my rating system.
Posted on 7/21/08 at 2:19 pm to Michael J Cocks
well i just make myself go before the movie starts so i've got an empty tank
Posted on 7/21/08 at 9:02 pm to ctalati32
i have to pee before the previews even start!
Posted on 7/21/08 at 9:13 pm to liljess5388
I try not to drink fluids for 2 hours before show time. I pee before leaving the house and pee one time at the theater. I then refuse to eat the popcorn my GF gets every time since it makes me thirsty. I then sip very small amounts of water so I don't die during the movie or cause my self to pee again. You would think I was preparing for war with the amount of logistics that goes into my movie watching experiences.
This post was edited on 7/21/08 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 7/21/08 at 11:52 pm to parrotdr
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My problem is I get the extra big gulp drink and Huge-arse popcorn, both with free refills
i bet you are really fat
Posted on 7/21/08 at 11:58 pm to mburne4
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i bet you are really fat
Idk if it's because i'm delirious or what, but i laughed out loud on that one.
Posted on 7/22/08 at 12:03 am to Michael J Cocks
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I've always had problems going longer than an hour without taking a piss
Damn, Cocks. Are you diabetic?
Posted on 7/22/08 at 12:04 am to tigerking765
I puked twice during the dark knight
Empty stomach, syrup, large popcorn, and two mr pibbs
Bad combo
Empty stomach, syrup, large popcorn, and two mr pibbs
Bad combo
Posted on 7/22/08 at 12:07 am to tigerking765
When I was growing up my friends and I went go see Lost World: Jurassic Park. We all had our super huge drinks, and naturally we had to piss in the middle of the movie. So we would waited for a talking scene to jet out the theater to piss. So we raced into a newly cleaned bathroom, and my friends slips and slides head first into the bottom of the urinal, gets up pisses and runs back to the theater.
At the end of the movie we notice that he has this HUGE lump on his forehead, he actually had a minor concussion. That's dedication!
(True story)
At the end of the movie we notice that he has this HUGE lump on his forehead, he actually had a minor concussion. That's dedication!
(True story)
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