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America should build a huge arse Great Pyramid

Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:00 pm
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:00 pm
I'm talking a big stone pyramid like the Great Pyramid of Giza - but bigger obviously.

Slap that bad boy in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma. 20,000 years from now it'll still be there even if civilization as we know it is gone.

Make it a jobs program and put "America was here" on it.


Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18218 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:00 pm to
Do you even Bass Pro baw?



This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 11:02 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49557 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:03 pm to
Trump after reading this:

Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11616 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:16 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104168 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:19 pm to
The Mormons have an underground complex in SLC for their genealogical records that's supposed to last thousands of years.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
73021 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:23 pm to
You do realize the pyramids had a purpose besides aesthetics, right?
This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 11:24 pm
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:25 pm to
Those steel and glass buildings will be, at best, crumbles in 10,000 years, baw.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:29 pm to
Why?

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42714 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:29 pm to
quote:

like the Great Pyramid of Giza - but bigger obviously.


Obviously.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42271 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:35 pm to
Or invert it, so deep it hits china....then run all our sewer lines to it.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40396 posts
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:39 pm to
We have stone henge in Odessa. Don't push your luck.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6278 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 5:34 am to
quote:

America should build a huge arse Great Pyramid

Oh hell no! Those things attract space aliens.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70149 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 5:39 am to
quote:

We have stone henge in Odessa


no shite!?!
I didnt know that

Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20402 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 5:42 am to
quote:

You do realize the pyramids had a purpose besides aesthetics, right?


We should build one for Trump when he’s buried. He’ll deserve it after his second term.
This post was edited on 5/8/20 at 5:43 am
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 5:45 am to
Finally a really good idea from the OT lounge!!

What do you think the completion date would be on something like this? Prevailing wage job I'd assume
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104168 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 10:11 am to
quote:

You do realize the pyramids had a purpose besides aesthetics, right?


Duh, a navigation beacon for extraterrestrials. Everybody knows that.
Posted by Rony Seikaly
Miami
Member since May 2020
19 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 11:15 am to
The Ministries of Truth, Peace, Love, and Plenty were all pyramids, too.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
28806 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 11:32 am to
quote:

put "America was here" on it
quote:

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
half sunk, a shattered visage lies.

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
the lone and level sands stretch far away.
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 11:37 am to
I like it. And make one side a big arse screen that does nothing but show the best moments and speeches from The Rock’s WWE career.

It’s fricking time this country unites around something we can all get behind and agree on. Tired of fighting all the time.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175459 posts
Posted on 5/8/20 at 11:37 am to
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America should build a huge arse Great Pyramid


OMG... TRUMP owns a $72 mutual fund stock interest in the company that was hired to supply the light bulbs. IMPEACH THIS MOTHER frickER!!!
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