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Well this is AWKWARD
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:19 am
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:19 am
So my wife comes into the bedroom last night as I’m watching TV and she has this confused look on her face. I ask her what’s up. She shows me her phone and there are a couple Ashley Madison emails that just came through on our joint email account we use for bills, family stuff, etc. They are the kind you get when you first sign up for something. She said she knows I wouldn’t be stupid enough to sign up for that and use our joint email account, so why are we getting these?
I clicked on the first email where it wants you to verify your account and it brings me to their website. First thing I notice on the website is all the women it shows me are from Baton Rouge. Well that’s a major f’ing coincidence if our email was randomly stolen or something. So I go to the settings page and click on profile. My jaw drops. I’m staring at a profile photo of my... dad. WTF.
Then it occurs to me that my dad’s gmail address is very similar to ours. So either he entered it wrong or it was some kind of auto-fill mistake on his computer. I have no idea how this happened. My dad is 60 years old and on his second marriage (just made 18 year anniversary). Apparently things must not be going well. Now my wife is pissed and says “all men are dogs. Here I thought your dad was different.” So you can imagine how the rest of my night went. Thanks, pops.
We deleted the account and have decided not to say anything. Basically pretend it never happened. We’ll see if he ends up saying anything about it... if he’s even figured out his mistake by now. Dude is probably wondering why he can’t log into his account anymore. Sigh.
I clicked on the first email where it wants you to verify your account and it brings me to their website. First thing I notice on the website is all the women it shows me are from Baton Rouge. Well that’s a major f’ing coincidence if our email was randomly stolen or something. So I go to the settings page and click on profile. My jaw drops. I’m staring at a profile photo of my... dad. WTF.
Then it occurs to me that my dad’s gmail address is very similar to ours. So either he entered it wrong or it was some kind of auto-fill mistake on his computer. I have no idea how this happened. My dad is 60 years old and on his second marriage (just made 18 year anniversary). Apparently things must not be going well. Now my wife is pissed and says “all men are dogs. Here I thought your dad was different.” So you can imagine how the rest of my night went. Thanks, pops.
We deleted the account and have decided not to say anything. Basically pretend it never happened. We’ll see if he ends up saying anything about it... if he’s even figured out his mistake by now. Dude is probably wondering why he can’t log into his account anymore. Sigh.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:21 am to Desert King
Someone had to do it, if it wasn't you...
BTW, how does your 60ish dad have that similar of an email?
BTW, how does your 60ish dad have that similar of an email?
This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 10:23 am
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:22 am to Desert King
It was you. You got caught. You blamed your dad.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:22 am to Desert King
That was funny.
not for you probably but it is to someone disinterested
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:22 am to Desert King
She probably thinking you used your dad for cover. RIP
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:23 am to Desert King
Then everyone walked the dinosaur
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:23 am to Desert King
I’d bust my dads balls for that shite
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:23 am to Desert King
You should have freaked her and told her to go to sleep
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:24 am to Desert King
Like father, like son. Wifey logic. Sorry for your luck, Baw.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:24 am to Desert King
quote:En
My jaw drops. I’m staring at a profile photo of my... dad. WTF.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:24 am to Desert King
Your wife still thinks you're lying.
This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 10:25 am
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:25 am to Desert King
So, did you get married sects, or not?
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:26 am to frankthetank
quote:
It was you. You got caught. You blamed your dad.
Correct. This story is bullshite.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:26 am to Desert King
quote:So your wife still bitched you out even though it's your dad? Guess this story is true after all.
“all men are dogs. Here I thought your dad was different.”
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:27 am to Desert King
quote:pics?
So my wife comes into the bedroom
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