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During the current conditions I picked up a side hustle at Amazon - a few obs
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:47 pm
A few observations:
1) The Amazon fulfillment warehouse logistics is damn impressive. The way they leverage technology to keep packages moving is really something else. Now I see why they are so dominant.
2) The work itself is super mind numbing. I won't be doing this long most likely, I grabbed an overnight shift 4 nights a week because the money while not great isn't bad for trading off sleep. Plus I can continue with my regular gig pretty much unimpeded.
3) We have a lot of lonely unsatisfied women out there during this lock down. Last night alone I packed 5 dildos. The first one was a little shocking when it came up on the reader. There are literally 100s of packing stations, if my random 5 are representative that means our 1 facility shipped out somewhere near 1,000 dildos last night.
4) related to 3, they all were labeled "giant" or some other indicator of large size. Looking at the package they couldn't have been that large...
Any way I thought the crew would appreciate the humor of points 3 and 4.
1) The Amazon fulfillment warehouse logistics is damn impressive. The way they leverage technology to keep packages moving is really something else. Now I see why they are so dominant.
2) The work itself is super mind numbing. I won't be doing this long most likely, I grabbed an overnight shift 4 nights a week because the money while not great isn't bad for trading off sleep. Plus I can continue with my regular gig pretty much unimpeded.
3) We have a lot of lonely unsatisfied women out there during this lock down. Last night alone I packed 5 dildos. The first one was a little shocking when it came up on the reader. There are literally 100s of packing stations, if my random 5 are representative that means our 1 facility shipped out somewhere near 1,000 dildos last night.
4) related to 3, they all were labeled "giant" or some other indicator of large size. Looking at the package they couldn't have been that large...
Any way I thought the crew would appreciate the humor of points 3 and 4.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:48 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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3) We have a lot of lonely unsatisfied women out there during this lock down. Last night alone I packed 5 dildos. The first one was a little shocking when it came up on the reader. There are literally 100s of packing stations, if my random 5 are representative that means our 1 facility shipped out somewhere near 1,000 dildos last night.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:48 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
Be honest, how many of those dildos did you unpack and shove up your arse?
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:49 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
So, is amazon now shipping non essential items? Or are dildi essential?
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:49 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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related to 3, they all were labeled "giant" or some other indicator of large size. Looking at the package they couldn't have been that large...
Subtle I have a loose butthole brag
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:49 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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"Last night alone I packed 5 dildos." - Mid Iowa Tiger
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:49 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
quote:
3) We have a lot of lonely unsatisfied women out there during this lock down. Last night alone I packed 5 dildos. The first one was a little shocking when it came up on the reader. There are literally 100s of packing stations, if my random 5 are representative that means our 1 facility shipped out somewhere near 1,000 dildos last night.
Nah, they are just sending them all through your station for shits and giggles.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:50 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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During the current conditions I picked up a side hustle at Amazon
That sex doll doesn’t love you baw
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:50 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
TLDR: Women like dick.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:50 pm to ProjectP2294
quote:
So, is amazon now shipping non essential items?
Amazon hasn't stopped shipping anything throughout all of this
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:51 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
Oh yeah, this thread reminds me....
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:51 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
Ah yeah, just a couple of questions about the aforementioned dildos (or dildi, if you prefer):
- Did you notice if length or girth seemed to be more popular?
- Was there a color preference?
- Suction cup or no suction cup?
- Any other toys that were popular? Nipple clamps, Hitachi magic wands, butt plugs etc.
Thanks for your time, I'll hang up and listen.
- Did you notice if length or girth seemed to be more popular?
- Was there a color preference?
- Suction cup or no suction cup?
- Any other toys that were popular? Nipple clamps, Hitachi magic wands, butt plugs etc.
Thanks for your time, I'll hang up and listen.
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:52 pm to ninthward
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TLDR: Women like bigger dick than they’re getting.
Fify
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:53 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
Is it likely that your workstation receives packing requests for items nearest you?
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:53 pm to Ed Osteen
No but they are prioritizing essential things. If you order something random, like a dildo, it will likely take a lot longer than normal to get to you.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 1:58 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
Some disgruntled Amazon employee should keep a running list of the names and addresses where all the dildos are going over months and months and leak the list of tens of thousands of names of people in their area getting dildos on the internet.
Would be hilarious.
Would be hilarious.
Posted on 4/22/20 at 2:00 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Some disgruntled Amazon employee should keep a running list of the names and addresses where all the dildos are going over months and months and leak the list of tens of thousands of names of people in their area getting dildos on the internet.

Posted on 4/22/20 at 2:15 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
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Last night alone I packed 5 dildos.
Into where?
Posted on 4/22/20 at 2:20 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
I thought you were some sort of Iowa political insider and founder of an airplane company? You are a packer at Amazon now?!
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