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What are your favorite "one liners"?
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:12 pm
What are some of your favorite one liners, or witty comebacks that you use in day to day conversation fairly regular?
You could frick up a wet dream. - definitely one I use a bit around the job site
Ready ain't gotta get ready. - Just heard this one for the first time recently, and I'll probably overuse this one
Your arse hurts. - When they say "wtf" or "no it doesn't", come back with "well it should, because you're full of shite!" I definitely overuse this one way too much
You could frick up a wet dream. - definitely one I use a bit around the job site
Ready ain't gotta get ready. - Just heard this one for the first time recently, and I'll probably overuse this one
Your arse hurts. - When they say "wtf" or "no it doesn't", come back with "well it should, because you're full of shite!" I definitely overuse this one way too much
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:14 pm to JTM72
Anything Mitch Hedberg. RIP.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:14 pm to JTM72
You seem like a cool guy to hang with
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:15 pm to JTM72
Man, I think corona virus is making people a little crazy.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:16 pm to JTM72
Is a pig's pussy pork?
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:17 pm to JTM72
Bout tree fiddy
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:19 pm to JTM72
You know what the difference is between a live hooker and a dead hooker?
I’ve never fricked a live hooker
I’ve never fricked a live hooker
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:20 pm to fr33manator
Go ahead, make my day.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:21 pm to JTM72
There's a 100% chance you have a belt clip for your phone.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:30 pm to JTM72
frickem and feed them fish heads
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:33 pm to JTM72
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What are your favorite "one liners"?
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:33 pm to JTM72
"Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag"
"You're frickin' this dog, I'm just holding the tail"
"Does the pope shite in the woods? / Does a bear wear a funny hat?"
"You're frickin' this dog, I'm just holding the tail"
"Does the pope shite in the woods? / Does a bear wear a funny hat?"
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:35 pm to JTM72
Is a bullfrogs arse waterproof?
Is there a mustache in Mexico?
Is there a mustache in Mexico?
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:35 pm to JTM72
“They shite the Bed”
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:36 pm to JTM72
Nice jacket. Who shot the couch?
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:37 pm to JTM72
If you gonna be dumb, you better be tough.
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:37 pm to JTM72
On social distancing:
"If you smell the fart, move further apart."
"If you smell the fart, move further apart."
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:37 pm to JTM72
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Your arse hurts. - When they say "wtf" or "no it doesn't", come back with "well it should, because you're full of shite!"
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:40 pm to JTM72
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his arse
Posted on 3/30/20 at 12:48 pm to Codythetiger
“If I wanted any shite out of you,I’d squeeze it out of your head”.
“That’ll go over like a turd in the punch bowl “.
“That’ll go over like a turd in the punch bowl “.
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