Taking a dump next to women's offices

Eat better

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Who here has to dump next to a woman's office? I do it daily and melt the paint off the walls and she probably hates me.

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"And I didn't even courtesy flush hahaha!!"

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Are you 17?

I'm doing it now, have no problem with it. 3 years later I'm just like frick it, who cares if shes cute I still gotta take a shite

We have the same dynamic here. And we have an old guy that defecates at least 3x daily.

Our secretaries desk is like 5 feet away from our bathroom. She can hear you piss. If I have to take a crap I drive 10 minutes to my house. Really dont feel like stingking her out or having her hear my turds drop.

I also have some health issues so I take a boatload of medicine so I crap like once every 3-4 days.

the men's shitter in our office is directly across from two broads. I'd imagine they are disgusted on a daily basis.


I use facilities in another building where I have some privacy and can spend more time on TD while in the crapper.

Everybody poops. Never understood being self conscious about it.

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Female coworkers always tell me how disgusting the women's room is.

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Yep. Management of an office building I used to work in regularly sent emails admonishing the condition of the women's bathrooms. Girl in the cubicle next to me said she avoided using them as much as possible because they were often so disgusting. I never asked her what was disgusting about them, but I always imagined used tampons on the floor, huge turds floating in the toilets and toilet paper everywhere.

Michael Scott: This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the "Don't Go in There After Me" award. It's for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So...
Michael: [give Kevin his award]There you go.