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re: How old were you when you got your first Hemorrhoid?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:38 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:38 pm to Green Chili Tiger
50 and zero hemi's.
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Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:39 pm to Chad504boy
Remember...under NO circumstances should you.... stick frozen potatoes up your butt...
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:40 pm to Chad504boy
Never. Eat some bran.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:40 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:
I used to use Vaseline to keep it lubricated.
Recently wife started using nipple cream
I tried nipple cream on it and it’s magical.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:42 pm to Chad504boy
I was in my early 30's. On vacation and eating like crap and was on a tight site seeing schedule. Tried to force a loaf and had a blow out of a roid. I couldn't sit and was in some serious pain. About two years ago I had a real bad bout..came real close to going to the doc..
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:43 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
How old were you when you got your first Hemorrhoid?
30, and coincidentally right after I got married.
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:46 pm to Chad504boy
The Iranian cleric says if you just rubs some essential oils on your bumhole it will cure all kinds of ailments from hemorrhoids to coronavirus.
I'm sure he got that reading some stay-at-home mom's Facebook group.
I'm sure he got that reading some stay-at-home mom's Facebook group.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:51 pm to Tri City Tigers
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Put some ice cubes up your butt for relief.
I know you are joking..But the pain was bad and I put some ice cubes in a zip lock bag. Put that bag ON the A-hole and it was instant relief..
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:56 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
feels like he’s getting stabbed in the a-hole w a little knife.
trying having an perianal abscess that MY FRIEND had and report back.
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 9:57 pm to Chad504boy
First mid-30's but I don't get them often. But when I do, it's always at the wrong time.
2 instances:
Work trip and we have a vendor-sponsored golf outing. By the end of the round, I was walking around like I had a fricking 15" dildo stuck up my arse. To their credit, no one said anything. Six of us were riding back in a rental and I asked to stop at Walgreens and have one of them run in to get my hemorrhoid cream. Classy!
Another work trip, it fricking hurts to walk. I head down to the little gift shop in the hotel and I can't find the damn Preparation H so, in a very hushed almost whisper, I had to ask the lady working where the PrepH was. She grabbed it for me from behind the counter and, in a rather loud voice, let me know that hemerrhoid cream was also amazing for bags and/or dark circles under the eyes. Great talk, lady.
2 instances:
Work trip and we have a vendor-sponsored golf outing. By the end of the round, I was walking around like I had a fricking 15" dildo stuck up my arse. To their credit, no one said anything. Six of us were riding back in a rental and I asked to stop at Walgreens and have one of them run in to get my hemorrhoid cream. Classy!
Another work trip, it fricking hurts to walk. I head down to the little gift shop in the hotel and I can't find the damn Preparation H so, in a very hushed almost whisper, I had to ask the lady working where the PrepH was. She grabbed it for me from behind the counter and, in a rather loud voice, let me know that hemerrhoid cream was also amazing for bags and/or dark circles under the eyes. Great talk, lady.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:21 pm to Chad504boy
Probably about 25
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:22 pm to Chad504boy
About 35. I have them quite often now. I can't stand them.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:53 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
Asking for a very shy friend. He says it feels like he’s getting stabbed in the a-hole w a little knife.
No. Getting stabbed in the a-hole with a little knife feels different than a hemorrhoid...
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:54 pm to Chad504boy
I had one a few years ago but it didn’t really hurt. It just bled for like a week every month. I got to where I knew it was coming and would be irritable for a week beforehand. I ended up having to roll some toilet paper up and shoving it up there to absorb the blood so it wouldn’t stain the women’s underwear I wear daily.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:01 am to SavageOrangeJug
quote:Assholes are in charge of everything
Did you know that every nerve in your body connects at your a-hole?
Laugh, sneeze, cough, hiccup, or burp. They all hurt.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:19 am to Chad504boy
About 25. I used to get them a lot. When they get really bad the doctor will lance them, squeeze out the clotty blood, and "tuck" them back in. You can do it yourself if you're careful.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:25 am to Chad504boy
What did you name it?
Posted on 3/3/20 at 12:34 am to johnnydrama
quote:Yeah, I've had one in my life when I was probably 33-34, for maybe a week. The day that thing popped and started bleeding was a wonderful day. I didn't even care that I had to keep toilet paper in my asscrack for a day, the relief was so wonderful.
When they get really bad the doctor will lance them, squeeze out the clotty blood, and "tuck" them back in. You can do it yourself if you're careful.
Posted on 3/3/20 at 2:41 am to Chad504boy
Never had one
Posted on 3/3/20 at 5:10 am to Chad504boy
Hell I was probably 21
This post was edited on 3/3/20 at 5:11 am
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