BWAAAAHAAAAAAA! Lets all laugh at the dumpster fire that is the Democratic Party

You bumbling fricking morons couldn't even stack the deck in 2016 against a political novice and get it right.

You used the full force and might of the United States government of thwart an election and STILL fricked it up.

Then, you tried to stain his victory by claiming that Trump was aided by foreign agents THAT YOU TRIED TO ENTRAP HIM WITH.

Next on your list of dumbassery, you embarked on the suicidal mission of trying to impeach the most successful POTUS in modern times that has given this nation an unprecedented economy by claiming he tried to force an investigation that was ALREADY OPEN with a nation's newly elected President.

Then Trump proceeds to do the never done before action of declassifying a phone call with a foreign leader for all to see. You newly appointed head clown then proceeds to read, ON THE RECORD an altered transcript that had absolutely jack shite to do with the actual phone call on live fricking TV.

Well after this latest Dem circle jerk fails, we're heading into the 2020 primaries.

And now, you bumbling fricking morons that want to control EVERY ASPECT OF AMERICAN'S LIVES can't even pull off holding a Caucus to choose which of your asshats will get absolutely steamrolled by that glorious orange bastard in 8 months.

You can't even choose a candidate in the bumfricktest of bumfrick states.

You fricking morons could fall in a pool of pussy and come out sucking your own cock.

My God.




















Mr. President, are the Dems the biggest trainwreck you've ever seen?










They can't even elect their own nominee for fricks sake without stepping on their own dick!






Hey Dems: How's Peach Mints coming along?















Hey Dems, how's Muh Honest Bob coming along?














Hey Dems, where we at on them taxes?









KAG MFERS!

This is gonna be a curb stomping.