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People that say “bless you” after a sneeze

Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:26 pm
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8596 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:26 pm
Hey assholes, I already look like an idiot having a sneezing fit in public! I don’t need you saying “bless you” after every sneeze! Attention whores! frick you and get off my lawn! WTF is a bless you after a sneeze good for???
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75391 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:27 pm to
God bless you
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65532 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:27 pm to
That’s why I use the traditional German “gesundheit” as to not offend anyone
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:27 pm to
God bless you, my child.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
31101 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:28 pm to
Well then I hope you die.
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
6502 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:28 pm to
Don't you know your heart stops beating when you sneeze!

You may die without the "bless you".

It's supposed to be "God bless you" anyway.
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 10:21 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:28 pm to
Glad you're ill.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:29 pm to
You need to calm down Bubba!
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2336 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:31 pm to
F you.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12106 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:32 pm to
I bet you’re fun at holiday parties
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
39081 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:33 pm to
This is a very stupid hill to die on.

“People being courteous pisses me off!”
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:33 pm to
what a weird melt.

I don’t think it’s just the sneezing that makes you look idiotic
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:34 pm to
Bless your heart
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18934 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

WTF is a bless you after a sneeze good for???
Your heart stopped beating for a beat or 2.
Posted by drake20
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13123 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:36 pm to
Agreed weird thing to melt over.

But when it’s those times when for whatever reason you’re sneezing over and over again, it doesn’t need to be said every time....gets a little awkward.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17149 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:49 pm to
Don’t be such a little bitch.

It’s just being courteous.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8879 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:54 pm to
Piece of work you are, GOD bless you anyway.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:56 pm to
I usually say, "May you find solace in Abraham's bosom."
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56605 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:57 pm to
Look Bro, you just expelled a frickin demon from your body.

It has to be said to keep him from crawling back into you.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9548 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:57 pm to
Bless you is such a ridiculous tradition.

You don't say Bless You if someone coughs or farts, why say it if they sneeze?

Get woke
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