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re: Movies Where “The Girl” Wasn’t Hot Enough

Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by Peter Venkman
Jackson, TN
Member since Aug 2016
2478 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:19 pm to
Julia Stiles definitely needs to be on the list.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
13112 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 9:56 pm to
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A butter face to be sure, but when she took her clothes off in The Secretary, her body more than made up for it.

You into the body of 13 year old girls with floppity tits and shaggy bush?

Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37999 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:20 pm to
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Clair Danes in Stardust.

I actually thought Clair Danes was perfect opposite Charlie whatshisname in Star Dust.

Let's not forget Sienna Miller had already abused him with her good looks and Michelle Phifer was trying to kill her to retain her good looks.

There was a message to be had there.

Clair Danes was not an ugly young lady. She has a certain regalness (sic) going on.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22584 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:30 pm to
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Didn't say anything about a love interest.

Well that’s kind of what this thread is about. Female characters who attractiveness played a part in the story yet weren’t really that hot. Seems a lot of people in this thread don’t get that this thread isn’t about every main female character that wasn’t hot.
This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 10:31 pm
Posted by TheRallyPossum
Lafayette
Member since May 2016
51 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:33 pm to
I was coming here to say Rachel Dawes. Wasn’t there a different actress from Batman Begins to The Dark Knight?
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22546 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:44 pm to
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They're supposed to be kids in high school. And you're a pervert.



Speaking of this. I refuse to watch the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet because of how gorgeous 15 year old Olivia Hussey is
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30608 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 10:44 pm to
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Way back in 1969. Kim Darby in True Grit.


Why does the actress playing that role need to be hot? She's a kid that reminds The Duke of The Duke. She isn't supposed to be attractive, much less provocative.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13338 posts
Posted on 12/17/19 at 11:39 pm to
This seems like a conversation Dennis would start with the gang on Always Sunny.

I’ll throw in Selma Blair in Cruel Intentions. I know she’s not the main girl, but her character is supposed to be the girl who stole Sarah Michelle Gellar’s boyfriend. C’mon Hollywood.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:22 am to
Girl in Dark Knight was not hot enough for a billionaire at all.
Posted by TigerEyes1970
Member since Dec 2013
913 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:32 am to
Lindsay Lohan, Rumor Willis, Jennifer Manniston, the chick that played Rose from TLJ.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 2:19 am to
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2. Kate Winslet in Titanic


Kill yourself.



No thanks. What I'll do instead is just reiterate that she is average looking.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 2:22 am to
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Are you really calling Dana Delany the chick who wasnt hot enough?


Yes, and weird that you would ask this given that my statement was quite clear and unambiguous.


-Not hot enough to play "the girl". Not even in the ballpark of being hot enough.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 2:23 am to
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This seems like a conversation Dennis would start with the gang on Always Sunny.


I'll take this as a compliment.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 2:32 am to
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In the “I want one” scene where they just arrive in Tombstone she was hot enough.


She's a 7.5 at best. Comfortably comfortably below where the love interest of the leading man needs to be.





Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 2:34 am to
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Pretty much any movie with Drew Barrymore.

I never found her attractive and I don’t see how anyone does.



Fair point.
Posted by MidnightVibe
Member since Feb 2015
7896 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 2:34 am to
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Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham



Great addition.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12441 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:30 am to
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quote:
Kim Darby in True Grit


i thought she was better than the updated version.


WTF, she's a 14 year old girl in the book and presumably the movies.

Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15920 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:29 am to
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Basically anything with Robin Wright. She kills her roles but she just isn't much to look at.

This is fricking retarded.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:32 am to
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Not hot enough to play "the girl". Not even in the ballpark of being hot enough.


Would you have rather her looked like the real Mattie Blaylock? They did the real one a huge favor:

Posted by Arthur Fleck
Member since Oct 2019
331 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:33 am to
What Women Want


You mean to tell me that Mel Gibson has the power to read womens’ thoughts, and the best he can get is Helen fricking Hunt? GTFO
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