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Need a white elephant gift idea (adult audience) under $30 that I can buy in a store...

Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:39 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:39 pm
Party is tomorrow night so I can't get online. Last year I gave a squatty potty and it was stolen 3 times, so funny yet useful like that is the goal here.

Any ideas? I can go to Target or WalMart or Costco.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37632 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:40 pm to
Foot bath / massage
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81362 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:41 pm to
Fart: The Game. (yes, it actually exists)

Go to Spencer Gifts.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7881 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:41 pm to
Whiskey barrel dispenser

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37969 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Target
gift area by the greeting cards... make a little gift pack:


Drinking Buddies drink markers

Luchador beer opener

Shower beer holder


should be around ~$30 and there are lots of other items to pick from if you don't see the above-listed or you see better things to get
This post was edited on 12/16/19 at 5:46 pm
Posted by Josh Allen
Hammers Lot
Member since Dec 2019
445 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:43 pm to
Bring this. It will be the hottest gift at your boring party
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27859 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:44 pm to
Dildo in a box.
Posted by 3rdRowTailgater
Tulsa
Member since Jul 2006
18642 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Go to Spencer Gifts.


That is still a thing??
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58419 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:58 pm to
So do another squatty potty
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21732 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 5:59 pm to
A folding step ladder. Short girls love those. Seriously.
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/18/21 at 7:19 pm
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17904 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:03 pm to
Call in sick but a handle of beam profit
Posted by AllDawg
Evans GA
Member since Jan 2014
1517 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:04 pm to
The gifts that get stolen the most are bottles of liquor. I took it up a notch this year.

I got a 5th of woodford reserve. I got a cheap fish from the pet store. I duct taped the bag with the fish in it to the bottle of woodford and put it in a gift bag.

When the gift got chosen I yelled “it’s a package deal if you wanna steal it you gotta take both”

Stolen the max 3 times. Had a blast.
This post was edited on 12/16/19 at 6:11 pm
Posted by AllDawg
Evans GA
Member since Jan 2014
1517 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:05 pm to
Someone brought a cook book. 50 ways to eat cock

That was good too
Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2786 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:07 pm to
6 McRibs
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5402 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:07 pm to
12-pack of magnum condoms. Watch the fun unfold. You’re welcome.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

squatty potty


Using mine right now.

Now get this.

bidet
This post was edited on 12/16/19 at 6:14 pm
Posted by MarinaTigerEsq
Member since Aug 2019
1330 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:19 pm to
Trumpy Bear?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91224 posts
Posted on 12/16/19 at 6:29 pm to
Here ya go

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