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Anybody got any good office Christmas party stories?
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:22 pm
Mine is in a week. Stay tuned. There will be scandal.
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Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:23 pm to Slippy
quote:
There will be scandal.
How do you know this?
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:31 pm to Slippy
Red wine + office women = an entertaining event.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:32 pm to Slippy
quote:
Mine is in a week. Stay tuned. There will be scandal.
Do yourself and your career a big favor. Stay fairly sober.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:38 pm to Slippy
I fricked the secretary. He is so fricking dreamy.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:39 pm to Slippy
Mine is on the field at the Benz on Saturday. shite will be going down
This post was edited on 12/12/19 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:45 pm to Slippy
I’ll call some of my CEOs and have them ask their employees if there have been any.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:49 pm to Slippy
I got drunk and got a titty job from one of the admins.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:52 pm to BabyTac
Posted on 12/12/19 at 7:56 pm to Slippy
A buddy of mine once got confused by “dirty Santa” and brought a ball gag as his gift.
It was an awesome day for those of us who knew.
It was an awesome day for those of us who knew.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 8:00 pm to Slippy
At the plant I worked in the operators talked about the legendary party (around 1980). It was right after a turnaround and the first and last time the plant ever had a Christmas party. The stories of people being thrown into the pool were universal and seemed likely. Lots of other side stories that are all questionable but a few probably true. Don't get your operators liquored up, bad idea.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 8:01 pm to Slippy
Story barely involves me. Some 11 years and 2 days ago I was raided for cultivation. Luckily I was at work and avoided arrest at the scene. This buys me about 36 hours before an arrest warrant is procured.
Not knowing how this event occurred, I discretely visit all my cohorts who also grow, giving them the info on my arrest. One of these stops was at a buddy's we'll call "Andy"'s house.
Andy was a real nice guy, but total techy nerd. 30 years old, still in love with some chick who's treated him like shite since h.s. This chick would do things for drugs... so she pulled Andy down into her world.
Anywho a couple weeks or so before my arrest said girl convinced one of her younger junkie friends to have a 3 some with Andy. Andy's on top of the world, blowing all his money on blow he's not even doing
Being someone not associated with killing it with women, he decides he wants to bring both of these girls to the office Christmas party to show off. Coke whores get obnoxiously drunk at the party, and get kicked out... then they start scrapping in his front yard post party. Oh did I mention both were allegedly pregnant? Yup, hammered drunk... pregnant... fighting another pregnant chick.
Obviously cops show up. 12 year old daughter of the treat like shite since h.s. girl informs cops about possible plants. Luckily he cut them all down after my incident, but they arrested him anyways. Ended up bunking next to me for a day in county. He couldn't wipe the shite eating grin off his face the entire time in jail
Best office Christmas party tale I have heard.
Not knowing how this event occurred, I discretely visit all my cohorts who also grow, giving them the info on my arrest. One of these stops was at a buddy's we'll call "Andy"'s house.
Andy was a real nice guy, but total techy nerd. 30 years old, still in love with some chick who's treated him like shite since h.s. This chick would do things for drugs... so she pulled Andy down into her world.
Anywho a couple weeks or so before my arrest said girl convinced one of her younger junkie friends to have a 3 some with Andy. Andy's on top of the world, blowing all his money on blow he's not even doing
Being someone not associated with killing it with women, he decides he wants to bring both of these girls to the office Christmas party to show off. Coke whores get obnoxiously drunk at the party, and get kicked out... then they start scrapping in his front yard post party. Oh did I mention both were allegedly pregnant? Yup, hammered drunk... pregnant... fighting another pregnant chick.
Obviously cops show up. 12 year old daughter of the treat like shite since h.s. girl informs cops about possible plants. Luckily he cut them all down after my incident, but they arrested him anyways. Ended up bunking next to me for a day in county. He couldn't wipe the shite eating grin off his face the entire time in jail
Best office Christmas party tale I have heard.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 8:02 pm to MoarKilometers
Andy sounds like a cuck.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 8:03 pm to BabyTac
Waste of fricking time
Posted on 12/12/19 at 8:03 pm to MoarKilometers
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MoarKilometers
You set the bar pretty high
Posted on 12/12/19 at 8:21 pm to Slippy
Business development girl was partying hard at this 75 person local firm. Christmas bash. Party had a band and lots of clients and friends along with staff. She's dancing in a strapless dress, when someone steps on the back and it pulls down. She accidentally flashes two of the partners, pulls her dress back up and casually says, "nothing they haven't seen before".
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:15 pm to Slippy
Only good one I’ve ever attended, the owner’s wife and one of the girls from accounting stripped down to their undies and danced together rather provocatively. Supposedly cocaine was involved but I was never offered any so can’t confirm. Owner was out in his car in the parking lot with his secretary when it was happening.
Real healthy environment that office was.
Real healthy environment that office was.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:35 pm to DawgCountry
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Mine is on the field at the Benz on Saturday
Do people actually call it "the Benz". That sounds fricking gay. I've never heard anyone call it that.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:37 pm to Slippy
Not really. People usually try to avoid ours. Its during the day and the higher ups usually give a speech telling everyone how good things are going, blah blah.. And merry Christmas. Its a show for the arse kissers.
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:38 pm to Slippy
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