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How many times in your adult life have you legit shite your pants
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:11 pm
That was just number 5 for me
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Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to Mr Personality
4 or 5
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to Mr Personality
Never trust a fart.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to Mr Personality
Not 5
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:12 pm to Mr Personality
3 or 4. Always a humbling experience 
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:14 pm to Mr Personality
I shart from time to time. Get the drizzles a little.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:17 pm to Mr Personality
Last time I did it I was very intoxicated and trusted a fart in bed. Very bad idea but just rolled over and dealt with it in the morning.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:17 pm to Mr Personality
I was up to a pretty high count when I realized you said "in your adult life".
Once that I can remember, but it was grim.
Once that I can remember, but it was grim.
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:17 pm to Mr Personality
I once shat myself and had a wet dream during night 2 of the flu 3 years ago.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:20 pm to Mr Personality
I had a close call last week. I was doing the stiff legged walk from my truck to the bathroom.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:20 pm to Mr Personality
4. I almost did at work today.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:25 pm to Mr Personality
Once. I was sick and Trusted a fart. Went and stood in line at the post office, dropped my truck off at the body shop and went to Walmart. Got home, took off my jeans and there was a big arse brown stain. All I could do was laugh
This post was edited on 12/9/19 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:26 pm to Mr Personality
Lost count.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:27 pm to Mr Personality
3. All been bad
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:27 pm to Mr Personality
4-5
Maybe 6
Maybe 6
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:28 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:28 pm to Mr Personality
Never in my pants but on two occasions I just managed to get my pants down and sprayed the toilet before I was able to sit down.
Pissing myself is more my style.
Pissing myself is more my style.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:30 pm to Mr Personality
How are you counting sharts?
Are they equal to 3/5 of a person's shite?
Are they equal to 3/5 of a person's shite?
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:38 pm to Mr Personality
I don't remember ever shitting in my pants, but one time I had to drop my pants and shite behind a bush next to tiger stadium. Luckily it was 7AM and there weren't many people around. It was bad, and of course I didn't have anything to wipe with, so I had to pull my pants up, find the nearest bathroom, wiped down and threw those boxers away.
Another time I sharted the bed in a hotel. I just rolled up half the sheets, took a shower and went back to sleep. Left a tip for room service.
Another time I sharted the bed in a hotel. I just rolled up half the sheets, took a shower and went back to sleep. Left a tip for room service.
Posted on 12/9/19 at 9:39 pm to Mr Personality
Depends on the level of “shite your pants.”
One thing I’ve learned is that, especially when you are sick and on meds, clench your cheeks when you cough or sneeze and don’t trust farts
One thing I’ve learned is that, especially when you are sick and on meds, clench your cheeks when you cough or sneeze and don’t trust farts
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