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The Jared Christmas commercial is the most cringe Christmas commercial so far
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:40 am
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:40 am
Not quite as bad as the one from last year with the guy proposing to his single mom girlfriend's bastard son, but this one is still pretty bad.
For those who haven't seen it - some pajama boy soy cuck looking dude has a black trio singing behind him to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" about how captivating he finds the girl he is splurging on dinner for, and opens a Jared case to show a necklace and he says "lets see where this thing goes?"
Man its so bad and cringe. No wonder women treat beta men as an ATM machine
For those who haven't seen it - some pajama boy soy cuck looking dude has a black trio singing behind him to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" about how captivating he finds the girl he is splurging on dinner for, and opens a Jared case to show a necklace and he says "lets see where this thing goes?"
Man its so bad and cringe. No wonder women treat beta men as an ATM machine
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Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:41 am to The Funnie Five
Not as cringey as this thread though
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:41 am to The Funnie Five
quote:
opens a Jared case to show a necklace and he says "lets see where this thing goes?"
Think he got some pussy?
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:42 am to The Funnie Five
The ultimate Christmas cringe commercial will never be topped
"you're my present this year"
"you're my present this year"
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 11:43 am
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:43 am to The Funnie Five
No way it’s as bad as the dude asking for the kid’s permission.
There is so much that is wrong with that commercial.
There is so much that is wrong with that commercial.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:44 am to The Funnie Five
Takes real skill to continuously raise the bar for worst threads on the OT and MSB
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:44 am to The Funnie Five
Every Jared commercial is
ETA: I prefer “Welcome to Tri-Care” or the Ghetto arse Gas Card commercial
ETA: I prefer “Welcome to Tri-Care” or the Ghetto arse Gas Card commercial
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 11:45 am
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:46 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
I'm still waiting for Jared to latch onto the 'happening' in Knoxville several years ago, Christmas, when the young man drove to the front of a Jared's store and committed suicide in his car.
He went to Jared's
He went to Jared's
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:10 pm to SEClint
quote:
Think he got some pussy?
I just saw it. The way he says “Let’s see where this goes?” makes it sound like he’s pressing for anal.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:11 pm to The Funnie Five
Yes!!! My brother and I were just talking about that.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:12 pm to Pettifogger
quote:
The ultimate Christmas cringe commercial will never be topped
"you're my present this year"
Brothers and sisters fricking is always a bit cringeworthy, regardless of the holiday
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:14 pm to The Funnie Five
Yeah it’s a fricking betamax loser getting some jewelry for a girl on the third date. It’s a horrible microcosm of what progressive America is trying to turn men into.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:25 pm to The Funnie Five
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:29 pm to The Funnie Five
I fail to see how the race of the singers matters at all.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:31 pm to Pedro
It doesn’t other than Jared wanting you to know they’ll be the ones taking the girl home after the date.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:33 pm to The Funnie Five
Not as bad as the cuck who let's his wife steal his truck.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:34 pm to The Funnie Five
Family guy nailed what it should be
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:35 pm to The Boat
If it was ULM they’d all be obese country baws in camo and she’d be gone with the quickness.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:37 pm to The Boat
quote:
Yeah it’s a fricking betamax loser getting some jewelry for a girl on the third date. It’s a horrible microcosm of what progressive America is trying to turn men into.
Couldnt have said it better myself
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:40 pm to The Funnie Five
Downvote because you used the words "soy and cuck".
Get some new material.
Get some new material.
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