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Action movie one liners that are so bad that they're good

Posted on 11/10/19 at 5:45 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 5:45 pm
I think my all-time favorite in this category has to be Steven Seagal's brilliant one liner from the action movie classic, Hard to Kill. The dramatic music at the end just makes it.

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Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21289 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 5:47 pm to
Let off some steam, Bennet.
Posted by GeauxBichGeaux
Member since Apr 2017
1347 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:33 pm to
Pain Don't Hurt
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56778 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:51 pm to
"I used to frick guys like you in prison."
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13548 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:52 pm to
I dont think it is bad. Actually, it is great but I love...

Yippie ka yay motherficker

From Die Hard
Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:52 pm to
Posted by topcat88
Member since Nov 2015
4098 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 6:53 pm to
Con Air

"Cyrus this is your barbecue and it taste good."
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14157 posts
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Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
3211 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 7:34 pm to
I watched Dr. No (James Bond) yesterday and noted that I may have witnessed the birth of the 'one liner' in an action film akin to Schwarzenegger's. There was a scene where Bond was being chased by a hearse which inevitably fell down a bank and exploded. When asked what happened, Bond says "I think they were on their way to a funeral." Good stuff.

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Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56778 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 7:46 pm to
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Let off some steam, Bennet.

Stick around.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 7:55 pm to
“Here is Sub Zero! Now... plain Zero!” has to be the all-time worst. Running Man had several that could be... in the running for this award.

Get it? Get it?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
20871 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 8:23 pm to
Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13397 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 8:53 pm to
Machete don't text.

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20598 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 8:59 pm to
“It’ll be time to die.”

- Chuck Norris, Invasion USA
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
14820 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 9:19 pm to
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick arse...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

They Live (1988)
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
12848 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 9:23 pm to
Hey Benny! SCREW YOU!

Posted by SemiNoblePursuit
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1549 posts
Posted on 11/10/19 at 9:50 pm to
"Hoss Bender, dead at the age of who-the-frick-cares"

Not necessarily a traditional action movie, but frick if this line isn't incredible
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