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Could you score a point against Serena Williams in a tennis match?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:03 pm
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1 in 8 British men think they could.
It’s rustling a lot of jimmies.
I honestly think I could. Not because I’m good, I suck at Tennis. I would expect I would either get lucky or she would double-fault.
ETA: Also I could get her disqualified if I reveal she has a penis.
1 in 8 British men think they could.
It’s rustling a lot of jimmies.
I honestly think I could. Not because I’m good, I suck at Tennis. I would expect I would either get lucky or she would double-fault.
ETA: Also I could get her disqualified if I reveal she has a penis.
This post was edited on 7/14/19 at 7:10 pm
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Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:04 pm to diddlydawg7
Not even close
I’ve never played tennis in my life.
I’ve never played tennis in my life.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:05 pm to diddlydawg7
Nope
I’d crush her at drinking beer though
I’d crush her at drinking beer though
This post was edited on 7/14/19 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:05 pm to diddlydawg7
I’m pretty confident that I could learn tennis, train for six months, and then beat her
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
No chance
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
I couldnt, but any male that has some slight athleticism and has actually played tennis for about a year could probably easily score a point on her.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
. I would expect I would either get lucky or she would double-fault.
She ain't double faulting when she has to hit it like 60% for you not to be able to hit it back
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
Played a little tennis during gym in high school and a few times with a friend, that being said I would get my shite wrecked 
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
Firstly, that’s a man. Secondly, no. I’ve never played tennis. She has multiple championships at the highest female level. I would get creamed.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
After I armbar Rousey
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
Yes because a u15 boys soccer team beat the US women’s national team 5-2
I wouldn’t beat her but I’d get at least one point during the match
I wouldn’t beat her but I’d get at least one point during the match
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:07 pm to diddlydawg7
Absolutely. I was #10 ranked junior in LA in the 90’s
This post was edited on 7/14/19 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:07 pm to diddlydawg7
Also, is it 5 sets or 3? That matters a lot.
If it’s 5 sets, you would have to play a minimum of 72 points.
If it’s 5 sets, you would have to play a minimum of 72 points.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:08 pm to diddlydawg7
I would score 48
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:08 pm to diddlydawg7
The only way I can see me doing it is if I hit the top net cable and it bounced over for a quick 2 bounces.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:08 pm to diddlydawg7
I think I could.... would be easy. I would ask to serve first and as I toss the ball up I would have my friend scream that they are coming to drug test her..... hell depending on how long she hides I could get a few on her.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:08 pm to diddlydawg7
The only way I would score a point is if she double faulted or hit it into the net.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 7:08 pm to Coater
quote:The most elite teenagers out there that will all be playing in the MLS or a bigger stage next year.
a u15 boys soccer team beat the US women’s national team 5-2
quote:
get at least one point during the match
You wouldn't
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