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Story for the OT to laugh at my misfortune (long)
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:27 pm
So on most Saturday mornings I like to go for a run in the neighborhood. (More of a jog/walk)
Nothing fancy, I dont run far or fast or anything special, I really just like to be outside and sweat out all of the past weeks toxins.
Anyways, during this mornings run, Mother Nature hits me about mid way through. I had to take a shite. So I took a detour and stop at the parks bathroom and had one of those shites that feels like I’m passing fiberglass. But that’s besides the point.
So I finish up and reach into the toilet paper dispenser (surprised they even had TP stocked) and when I pulled down on the paper...a fricking wasps nest falls out with about 5-6 of the frickers on it. I panic and try to get away as fast as I could. Keep in mind my pants are still down around my waist. I fall and proceed to get stung 4 times spanning from my leg, to my bare arse to my lower back. (Thankful for no pecker or ballsack sting)
With the bathroom door being locked, I managed to snake my way under the door and roll away from the toilet as fast as possible. I finally gather my self, clean up and pull my pants up and proceed to walk home.
Currently sitting at the house drinking a beer debating on if i should go back to burn the park bathroom down or not.
I suppose this is what I get for trying to be active. Cheers
Nothing fancy, I dont run far or fast or anything special, I really just like to be outside and sweat out all of the past weeks toxins.
Anyways, during this mornings run, Mother Nature hits me about mid way through. I had to take a shite. So I took a detour and stop at the parks bathroom and had one of those shites that feels like I’m passing fiberglass. But that’s besides the point.
So I finish up and reach into the toilet paper dispenser (surprised they even had TP stocked) and when I pulled down on the paper...a fricking wasps nest falls out with about 5-6 of the frickers on it. I panic and try to get away as fast as I could. Keep in mind my pants are still down around my waist. I fall and proceed to get stung 4 times spanning from my leg, to my bare arse to my lower back. (Thankful for no pecker or ballsack sting)
With the bathroom door being locked, I managed to snake my way under the door and roll away from the toilet as fast as possible. I finally gather my self, clean up and pull my pants up and proceed to walk home.
Currently sitting at the house drinking a beer debating on if i should go back to burn the park bathroom down or not.
I suppose this is what I get for trying to be active. Cheers
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Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:31 pm to 225Tyga
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Keep in mind my pants are still down around my waist.
Isn't that where they're supposed to be? Or are you Steve Urkel?
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:33 pm to 225Tyga
That is quite a detailed story to explain to your wife that you got caught coming out of a public restroom with your pants down and herpes sores everywhere.
I don’t think she will believe it.
I don’t think she will believe it.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:33 pm to 225Tyga
What a odious experience! Just another reason public loos are not to be trusted.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:34 pm to 225Tyga
Dude, was good to have known you. This same exact scenario is what really caused the American deaths in the Dominican Republic but they are trying to keep it on the down low. RIP.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:34 pm to 225Tyga
Sorry your meet-up at the park bathroom didn't go as planned.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:34 pm to 225Tyga
The moral of this story is that you are better shitting in the bushes.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:36 pm to 225Tyga
None of this happened.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:37 pm to LSUwag
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The moral of this story is that you are better off shitting in the bushes.
Agreed, I would rather get arrested and be labeled a sex offender than to get stung by another wasp.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:39 pm to 225Tyga
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sweat out all of the past weeks toxins.
funniest part of the story right here
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:40 pm to PrivatePublic
I googled sweat to make sure I was spelling it right because I know how the OT is.
Definition of Sweat: moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to heat, physical exertion, fever, or fear.
Definition of Sweat: moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to heat, physical exertion, fever, or fear.
This post was edited on 6/15/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:41 pm to 225Tyga
Damn nature. You scary!
Posted on 6/15/19 at 1:41 pm to 225Tyga
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I suppose this is what I get for trying to be active. Cheers
The two times I tried to do something fun outdoors I almost stepped on a snake and sliced my leg open on barbed wire. I'm not meant to be outdoors and active. I feel you.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 2:00 pm to 225Tyga
At no point in this story did you wipe your arse. You did, however, roll around a public restroom floor with your pants down. My take, youre a nasty bastard but we already knew that after your snowball stories. Stick to posting babe pics.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 2:29 pm to TheAnvil
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I finally gather my self, clean up and pull my pants up and proceed to walk home.
Brah, what you think clean up means?
Posted on 6/15/19 at 2:41 pm to 225Tyga
IDK, but after rolling around in the piss puddle thats a park restroom I hope it included bleach and burning your clothes. Penicillin probably wouldnt be a bad idea either. I stand by my assertion that you're a sick frick. 
I stand by my assertion that you're a sick frick. 
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:18 pm to 225Tyga
How are you sitting, what with multiple wasp stings on your arse and all?
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:36 pm to 225Tyga
Someone’s got a nice surprise when they get that stall door unlocked.
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:41 pm to 225Tyga
Silver lining you didn’t get stung on the dick or balls
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:46 pm to 225Tyga
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