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Kevin Bacon crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone

Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:57 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:57 am
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Police are warning drivers to get off their cellphones after they say a Wells River man sideswiped a police cruiser while trying to multitask on his device. It happened Thursday afternoon in Thetford. Police say Kevin Bacon, 55, was searching on his phone for an episode of the '90s television sitcom "Saved by the Bell" while he was driving down Interstate 91. They say he sideswiped a police cruiser parked in the breakdown lane with flashing blue lights. Bacon then continued north, fleeing the scene, according to police. The trooper was able to catch Bacon and he was arrested for gross negligent operation, leaving the scene of a crash, texting while driving, and operation on approach of emergency vehicles. He'll be in court later next month.








Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:59 am to
Probably worth it
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:00 am to
quote:

crashes car looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon on his phone

Who here hasn't?
Posted by PCRammer
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:05 am to
IF you haven't run across the Funny or Die series Zack Morris is Trash videos do yourself a favor and click this
If you watched SBTB
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:05 am to
If only this headline was what I thought it was. Still pretty funny.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134993 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:07 am to
Rookie mistake. Always call for a timeout


This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 11:10 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:08 am to
quote:

looking for Kelly Kapowski's poon


So I'm within one degree of Kevin Bacon
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:09 am to
Stacey Carosi caused my crash.

Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16615 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Kevin Bacon


I bet no one mistakes that guy for Kevin Bacon.

Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Kelly Kapowski's poon



ETA: Chris Penn screaming "Bud Light Lime!!" In background?
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 11:29 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91000 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:34 am to
He looks like Heisenberg
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:37 am to
I know a girl who was asked by local authorities not to go into her own front yard after she had caused three wrecks and several close calls in one summer. Good thing her swimming pool was in the rear yard or they would have had to close the highway as a matter of public safety.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:42 am to
i like to sideswipe kapowski's poon with my bacon
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:52 am to
quote:

I know a girl who was asked by local authorities not to go into her own front yard after she had caused three wrecks and several close calls in one summer


I need pics to judge the validity of this statement
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19585 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:55 am to

It's more embarrassing to be a 55-year old dude who watches Saved by the Bell, than it is to sideswipe a cop car.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

I know a girl who was asked by local authorities not to go into her own front yard after she had caused three wrecks and several close calls in one summer

Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Kelly Kapowski's poon

Shaved by the Bell
Posted by 19
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2288 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:05 pm to
Is that Jimmy Fallon in the timeout gif?

Nvm I see that must be from SNL or his show. Thought it was original at first.
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 12:09 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37857 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Stacey Carosi caused my crash.



Gross. She look like life long smoker at 16
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