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Man hides drugs in butt. Shoots self in testicles
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:37 pm
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A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.
quote:NY Post
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News. Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said. When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.
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Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson’s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:38 pm to Tyga Woods
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he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus,
I'd rather just get caught.
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who is a 13-time convicted felon
How??
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:38 pm to Tyga Woods
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a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound,
It must feel nice to be that relaxed.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:40 pm to Tyga Woods
Don’t you get a Darwin Award if you successfully remove yourself from the gene pool?
If dumbass hit them both, he qualifies.
If dumbass hit them both, he qualifies.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:41 pm to Tyga Woods
Pot is legal in Washington. Got to be more to the story.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:41 pm to Tyga Woods
thats thug life when you put a balloon of marijuana in your anus while in a state that has legalized marijuana
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:41 pm to Tyga Woods
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Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said. When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.
So he was able to ask his girlfriend to hide the gun, but ran out of time and just had to stick the weed up his arse?
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:43 pm to Rep520
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Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson’s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:43 pm to Tyga Woods
It was just a balloon of weed up his arse? Weed is legal in Washington, dude had to be wasted. Look at his eyes.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:44 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:Did that slip out of his butt too?
they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:44 pm to Tyga Woods
13 time felon. Will they let him out after his 14th time? Clearly they think he can be rehabilitated. Its going so well.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:45 pm to Korkstand
Some unlucky cop is going to find an entire pharmacy up this guy’s arse.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:46 pm to Tyga Woods
You think this guy listens to rap?
Excuse me, hip hop?
Excuse me, hip hop?
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:47 pm to teke184
The rest of the article says they found a bag of meth in his car. He is now a 14 time felon. I think he needs 5 more chances.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:49 pm to Tyga Woods
Honestly this is the only way I can get hard anymore
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:50 pm to sammy762
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It was just a balloon of weed up his arse? Weed is legal in Washington, dude had to be wasted. Look at his eyes.
Only thing that makes sense is since felons can’t legally own a gun, he assumed he was going to jail and was trying to smuggle some green in there. No excuse for leaving the bag of meth in his pocket, though.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:53 pm to Tyga Woods
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told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital,
Tainted love...
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:54 pm to Tyga Woods
The guy looks barely 25 how is he a 13 time convicted felon and not in prison?
Also he sounds like a complete dumbass
Also he sounds like a complete dumbass
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:57 pm to deltaland
I can't wait to hear what the gun slipped out of.
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