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Man hides drugs in butt. Shoots self in testicles

Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41852 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:37 pm
Not Florida


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A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.
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Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News. Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said. When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.
NY Post

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Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson’s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 10:43 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:38 pm to
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he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus,


I'd rather just get caught.


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who is a 13-time convicted felon


How??
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43680 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:38 pm to
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a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound,


It must feel nice to be that relaxed.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31385 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103333 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:40 pm to
Don’t you get a Darwin Award if you successfully remove yourself from the gene pool?

If dumbass hit them both, he qualifies.
Posted by bleeng
The Woodlands
Member since Apr 2013
4362 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:41 pm to
Pot is legal in Washington. Got to be more to the story.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7924 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:41 pm to
thats thug life when you put a balloon of marijuana in your anus while in a state that has legalized marijuana
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:41 pm to
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Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said. When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.


So he was able to ask his girlfriend to hide the gun, but ran out of time and just had to stick the weed up his arse?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41852 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:43 pm to
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Cops also arrived at the hospital when alerted of the gunshot wound and searched Wilson’s car where they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
577 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:43 pm to
It was just a balloon of weed up his arse? Weed is legal in Washington, dude had to be wasted. Look at his eyes.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29074 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:44 pm to
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they discovered a bag of meth in the blood-stained jeans he was wearing when he shot himself.
Did that slip out of his butt too?
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10153 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:44 pm to
13 time felon. Will they let him out after his 14th time? Clearly they think he can be rehabilitated. Its going so well.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103333 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:45 pm to
Some unlucky cop is going to find an entire pharmacy up this guy’s arse.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:46 pm to
You think this guy listens to rap?

Excuse me, hip hop?
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10153 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:47 pm to
The rest of the article says they found a bag of meth in his car. He is now a 14 time felon. I think he needs 5 more chances.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84847 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:49 pm to
Honestly this is the only way I can get hard anymore
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 10:50 pm
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62178 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:50 pm to
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It was just a balloon of weed up his arse? Weed is legal in Washington, dude had to be wasted. Look at his eyes.



Only thing that makes sense is since felons can’t legally own a gun, he assumed he was going to jail and was trying to smuggle some green in there. No excuse for leaving the bag of meth in his pocket, though.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:53 pm to

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told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital,


Tainted love...
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
101464 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:54 pm to
The guy looks barely 25 how is he a 13 time convicted felon and not in prison?

Also he sounds like a complete dumbass
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29074 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:57 pm to
I can't wait to hear what the gun slipped out of.
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