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re: Friendly reminder - Women's make-up is a dark art and not to be trusted
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:33 pm to DarthRebel
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:33 pm to DarthRebel
They go from looking like plain women to dudes wearing a lot of makeup.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:33 pm to Jim Rockford
The last one wouldn’t look bad if she just got some sun.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:34 pm to Jim Rockford
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There's not a damn thing wrong with #8 without makeup. Most of the others could use a little help
Eager beats pretty, amiright, Jim?
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:34 pm to DarthRebel
I don’t know if I believe some of these. #7 looks like a brother and sister side by side. Why is the girl’s face so white in the last pic, but her body is tan? Almost looks photoshopped. And the first one, looks like a pre and post nose job pics.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:34 pm to MorbidTheClown
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how does makeup make them lose weight and get longer faces?
That is the makeup with heroin mixed in.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:34 pm to Ace Midnight
I'm all about the low maintenance
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:35 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Why is the girl’s face so white in the last pic, but her body is tan?
Because she probably doesn't get her face tanned when she goes for spray tanning.. ?
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looks like a pre and post nose job pics.
Contouring is a magical thing.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:35 pm to Cheese Grits
i mean, 1,6 and 7 look like the makeup changed the size of their head.
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:36 pm to DarthRebel
It’s nice having a good looking wife that doesn’t need make-up.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:36 pm to DarthRebel
Be careful out there young kings. These girls are getting more and more dangerous.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:37 pm to DarthRebel
Most of them must have set their makeup shotgun to "whore"
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:40 pm to DarthRebel
Most all of these involve fixing up of the hair and shaping of eyebrows, which I would consider "make-up".
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:40 pm to DarthRebel
I can tell by the black eyes that a few of these chicks dont know how to make a sandwich.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:42 pm to DarthRebel
This chick is better looking without makeup:
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:43 pm to LSURussian
Beware any woman who sport the "raccoon eyes" look.
Also beware of foundation in general, especially if a woman uses a spackling trowel to apply it.
Also beware of foundation in general, especially if a woman uses a spackling trowel to apply it.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:44 pm to DarthRebel
This is a lot like my Bumble stages of experience.
First Stage: Online and Selfies. Makeup plus filters, shopping and well posed.
Second Stage: Meet and Greet. Makeup, but now looking chunkier and like something is off compared to photos.
Third Stage: Morning after. No Makeup, no filters or shop. Feeling like your waking up next to Clay Matthews with acne and the shame of the night before.
Fourth Stage: The follow-up text and selfie. Back with makeup and photoshop. Looking kinda of hot, feeling like maybe she had an off night because the selfies are on point so agree to another date.
Rinse and repeat.
I wish we were back in the 60's or 70's this filter photoshop selfie online dating is nothing but a scam. Chicks change from an 8 to a 3 overnight. It just isn't right.
Johnny Lawerence had it right about meeting women in the 80's back then you had a chance as women only had makeup and even then rarely knew how to make it work. Now they all are experts from watching youtube videos from professional makeup artists.
These pictures are unreal it's like the makeup is curing them of herpes blisters and meth sores. It's a dangerous world out there.
First Stage: Online and Selfies. Makeup plus filters, shopping and well posed.
Second Stage: Meet and Greet. Makeup, but now looking chunkier and like something is off compared to photos.
Third Stage: Morning after. No Makeup, no filters or shop. Feeling like your waking up next to Clay Matthews with acne and the shame of the night before.
Fourth Stage: The follow-up text and selfie. Back with makeup and photoshop. Looking kinda of hot, feeling like maybe she had an off night because the selfies are on point so agree to another date.
Rinse and repeat.
I wish we were back in the 60's or 70's this filter photoshop selfie online dating is nothing but a scam. Chicks change from an 8 to a 3 overnight. It just isn't right.
Johnny Lawerence had it right about meeting women in the 80's back then you had a chance as women only had makeup and even then rarely knew how to make it work. Now they all are experts from watching youtube videos from professional makeup artists.
These pictures are unreal it's like the makeup is curing them of herpes blisters and meth sores. It's a dangerous world out there.
This post was edited on 5/2/19 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:44 pm to DarthRebel
First picture was a terrible picture v. an overdone picture. Hair pulled back v. hair pulled down, etc.
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:46 pm to DarthRebel
A few of you have probably impregnated a sock to these witches
Posted on 5/2/19 at 2:46 pm to MojoGuyPan
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Third Stage: Morning after. No Makeup, no filters or shop. Feeling like your waking up next to Clay Matthews with acne
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