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re: Wife and Kid are gone for the night. What to do ?

Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:41 pm to
Eat Badly then Benadryl and Sleep.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
24452 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:42 pm to
Do. Absolutely. Nothing.

And enjoy the quiet
Posted by IMJ127
Death Valley
Member since Jul 2011
3345 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:42 pm to
jerk it
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49035 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:44 pm to
shite I haven't had a night alone in years. I'd probably just lay on the couch in my drawers, post on TD and order delivery food.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18849 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

Wish I had her number


Where you at baw? Maybe I can send something over
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
12856 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:47 pm to
Hit the skrip club
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:48 pm to
Get a 12 pack

Buffalo wings and cheese fries and lots of ranch

Watch Mad Men or Breaking Bad

Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13545 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:50 pm to
Jerkathon
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16673 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:50 pm to
Porn with the sound on
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145341 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Porn with the sound on
the height of luxury
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65009 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 4:58 pm to
If you’re not snorting a line of coke from the arse crack of an Asian prostitute by 11:00 PM tonight I will consider you an abject failure at life.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21069 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Wife and Kid are gone for the night. What to do ?



quote:

Jerk it in the living room




Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32888 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

I haven't had a night alone in 5-6 years

This sounds awful
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49035 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:08 pm to
It's probably been that long for me with no wife or kids at home.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32888 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:09 pm to
Do you guys never travel for work? Or have spouses that travel for work at times?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49035 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Do you guys never travel for work? Or have spouses that travel for work at times?

I did for a long time but not anymore. Wife works for a local company. I'd still have my kid if she was gone anyway.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30597 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Weed, pizza and sleep baw
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21992 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:14 pm to
I'd probably go eat somewheres that my wife/kids dont particularly care off but I do. Come on home get in my drawers make a couple walks around the house, then go lay in bed and watch a little porn with the sound on till she came home. Maybe watch Endymion TV.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32888 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:14 pm to
To not have any alone time for years sounds terrible, maybe I’m not ready for kids
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 3/2/19 at 5:17 pm to
And they know you want that night alone and refuse to allow it for some baws.

Call every hour asking how you are doing (more like, "You aren't with some whore are you?).

I was dating this one chick and I left work early to go help my mom plant a tree and here comes my SO pulling up. She was all erratic and thought I had left her. I told her, your dad and I spoke briefly and I left to help my mom.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I THOUGHT YOU LEFT ME".

True story and drove me nuts. Have to check in at all hours.

Turn off phone; all forms of communication and enjoy the night.
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