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Best way to get rid of a girl.

Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:42 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56956 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:42 pm
Stone cold. Not a word said.

LINK

Youtube link.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73803 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:42 pm to
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Best way to get rid of a girl.


bring home a guy.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17331 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:43 pm to
My best guess....

run out of money?
Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1883 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:44 pm to
What kind of girl you getting rid of? Just wondering if I should upgrade.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53476 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:45 pm to
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bring home a guy.


Not if she likes DP
Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12677 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:49 pm to
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Stone cold. Not a word said.

LINK

Youtube link.



Watch her get arrested on a beach without context?
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 12:50 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28367 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:50 pm to
I gave you an upvote. One of my favorite shows of all time.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:54 pm to
Pictures of said girl?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10201 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:57 pm to
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Best way to get rid of a girl.


My method is foolproof.

First step is to marry them. Then you will want to produce some offspring. Then you should get a full time job that keeps you away from the family so that you are earning good money to keep them in comfort.

Continue on for 5-10 years. Finally break down and buy your wife that boob job. Have arguments with your wife about how you are never home and how she has needs. Finally, she will leave you shackled with debt and a broken relationship with your children that will never be fully healed.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:00 pm to
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First step is to marry them. Then you will want to produce some offspring. Then you should get a full time job that keeps you away from the family so that you are earning good money to keep them in comfort. Finally break down and buy your wife that boob job. Have arguments with your wife about how you are never home and how she has needs. Finally, she will leave you shackled with debt and a broken relationship with your children that will never be fully healed.


Can confirm.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:00 pm to
Yep. Once they have consumed your money and/or your soul they will move on to find a new host.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:04 pm to
Become boring, stop being social, and act like you’re always broke. She’ll be gone with the quickness.
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:05 pm to
The real answer is act like a total beta
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:13 pm to
Tell her your Mother is on the way over to meet her.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61611 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:16 pm to
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Stone cold. Not a word said.

Yeah, but he didn't shoot her.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9669 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:16 pm to
Introduce her to me. She won’t want your sorry arse anymore
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
6013 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:28 pm to

Posted by Uncle Smacky
Member since Feb 2019
12 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:30 pm to
Miami Vice (TTS) was awesome as frick!
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
6993 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:35 pm to
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Best way to get rid of a girl

Just ring 362 436 hey...
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

My method is foolproof.

First step is to marry them. Then you will want to produce some offspring. Then you should get a full time job that keeps you away from the family so that you are earning good money to keep them in comfort.

Continue on for 5-10 years. Finally break down and buy your wife that boob job. Have arguments with your wife about how you are never home and how she has needs. Finally, she will leave you shackled with debt and a broken relationship with your children that will never be fully healed.




It really is sad how true this is.
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